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So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna

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everyday i wake up and the country is still there

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aww fuck conditions are getting worse. what is to be done? [looks at my locket of lenin wistfully]

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

comedian FUCKS heckler on stage "Thats what happens when you bring politics"

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i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

submitted 8 days ago • 368 comments

statistically valentine’s day is the safest day on the road because none of the cybertrucks have anywhere to be

submitted 9 days ago • 61 comments

246 years ago today, the people of Hawai’i said “Live, Love, Land Back” by executing Captain James Cook for his crimes. Mahalo i ke kānaka maoli! Happy Captain Cooked Day 🥰💕

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Quit reading Hegel you need to read about Kegel bestie your pelvic floor is embarrassing

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

This coffee tastes like I'm gonna take a shit immediately after I clock in

submitted 10 days ago • 30 comments

Lenin:

submitted 11 days ago • 12 comments

"Elon Musk is OP" false. Dies to removal

submitted 11 days ago • 18 comments

I like civ 7 a lot actually

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i don’t care what the government says we are going to continue innovating and creating new transgender surgeries

submitted 12 days ago • 94 comments

denunciations and excommunications aren't going to cut it. his holiness must activate the swiss guard's black ops unit, codename Emmentaler Protocol

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the fucking enforcement arm of the federal government is launching a war on integration an effort to push tens of millions of americans to the bottom of an arbitrary hierarchy of value and yeah, it pisses me off to see nominal allies say “oh yeah maybe they have a point”

submitted 17 days ago • 226 comments

Jesse waters talking about USAID funding a gas station in Afghanistan that had no customers to the tune on 43 million dollars. Bro you are finding the dark money. They are going to **** you

submitted 18 days ago • 59 comments

if the president’s lackeys can functionally seize control of treasury funds and dismantle a congressionally-created agency without consequence, it’s not that it’s a constitutional crisis as much as it means the constitution is vapor.

submitted 19 days ago • 134 comments

Recall that during Trump's first administration he tore up NAFTA because he thought it was "the worst deal ever made in history" and replaced it with the current trilateral trade agreement, the USMCA, which is just NAFTA again

submitted 21 days ago • 6 comments

I'm not donating to your political party if all you're going to do is post. I can do that for free. I will donate if you have a project to resurrect FDR and give him a gun

submitted 21 days ago • 582 comments

Leadership Dems: We are looking forward to working together with our honored colleagues across the aisle Leftists: Oh u mean you're collaborating? Leadership Dems: No, that's not fair we're also capitulating

submitted 22 days ago • 16 comments

Zookeeper: “What the fuck did you do??” Me: “I dunno I just explained what a ‘gigahon’ is and it hasn’t stopped doing that since.” Gorilla (in sign language): “<Koko sad> <Koko sad> <Koko sad> <Koko sad> <Koko sad> <Koko sad> <Koko sad> <Koko sad> <Koko sad> <Koko sad> <Koko sad> <Koko sad>”