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I once said this in a professional meeting

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I sometimes worry there’s a third, worse Schumer

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I give the astronauts two hours before they are begging to go back up

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Once I learned she was at the Hingham Apple Store the day someone drove into it, I’ve decided she is doing this as a trauma response

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This seems incredibly logical to me.

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Texting every medical professional I know that, after watching The Pitt, I think I could work in a metropolitan ER

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They’re 22-43.

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Everything else and now this. One fucking thing after another.

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The plot of this book also sounds quite similar to Tessa Bailey’s Unfortunately Yours

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Critics hate the Paradise finale … this will only make me stronger, make me love it more

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Sterling K. Brown trying to make me take him seriously as an Oscar nominee when we all know he lives inside a damn mountain eating fake cheese fries

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The Substance was good & one can be disappointed Demi didn’t win & it’s always important to unpack ageism/sexism in film, but I’m not convinced that demeaning Mikey’s talent by claiming she only won because male voters decided with their dicks is the bold feminist stance some posters think it is.

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Does anyone think Mikey Madison beating Demi is similar to the plot of The Substance? Waiting to see if anyone is picking up on that.

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booooo to the guy who took the phone away from the woman only to read what she just read!!!

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Embarrassing for the media

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Is Paradise the West Wing for whatever doomer times we live in now

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Like when you google tips for getting rid of mice and you have to look at pictures of vermin in the stupid SEO articles

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???????? the millennial darling. 💔💔💔💔💔

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Donald needs to watch Anora

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Such a stupid show! I love it so much.

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Are the SNL people done? Are we free?

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Even I know this one!

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The fact that Timberlake can’t even get the Lonely Island call for the SNL 50 Celebration … cooked

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The best (only redeeming at this point) part of Marvel movies is it means movie theaters bring back 10 am showtimes

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I know he’s dead in the book. But must they put Mark Darcy’s death on FILM.

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Still smarting from This Is America in a diet pill ad … how did that happen???

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Karma really is the guy on the Chiefs

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God bless the beautiful city of Philadelphia

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Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.

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What the Chiefs need is Lily Tomlin

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They thought it would be Hatrick Mahomes but it’s Sacktrick Mahomes

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Wait, was that His and Hers ad pushing unapproved weight loss drugs under the guise of body positivity??

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The celebrities are so broke

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Christina Aguilera

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Sam Asghari betrayed one Britney, trying to make amends saving another Britney #thetraitors

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Dylan Efron is certainly a civilian!

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Me, every Friday evening.

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The only good thing about Love Hurts being in theaters today is that it means we can mercifully stop seeing the trailer before EVERY MOVIE.

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Imagining a world where we got to live with and enjoy stupid stuff like this

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Over/under Trump does the Chop

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The Patriots knew they were evil and never demanded you love and respect their greatness. You just had to live with it. Chiefs fans can’t handle the dynasty heat in the kitchen!!! And whatever, New England at least votes blue.

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One of the worst post-Oscar careers

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What GladIIator presupposes is: what if the McPoyles were president

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