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Pied piper of chaos. Flamingo enthusiast. Unicorn aficionado. HVAC Queen. Foul-mouthed do-gooder. Underdog champion. Bird whisperer. Low key weird. Magic maker.
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This is giving me major purple pie man from porcupine peak, vibes. (A rah ta ta ta tata ta!) And I am HERE for it. Happy womb expulsion day!

Found an impromptu synchronized swimming performance this evening.

You’ll never convince me this isn’t a pigeon cosplaying as a crow.

EASTER MIRACLE. FINALLY.

I live in Wpg, proper suburbs but I’m a hop skip & a jump from the perimeter and there is a lot of green space and treed areas. In the last 24 hours I’ve photographed a juvenile bald eagle, canvasback ducks, red-necked grebes, pied-billed grebes and deer within 2 km of my home

The world needs more Siegfried & Joy.

You all wait until I start snapping crows. It’s all over for me then. 🐦‍⬛ HOLY SHIT A 🐦‍⬛ EMOJI

Well guys, THIS IS MY LIFE NOW

I’m lowkey obsessed 😂 🪿 🐿️

Well, I bought it! Here’s the first pic I took with the first camera I’ve ever bought. The pink moon.

SAD. Found a gorgeous outdoor patio/sunroom set for a STEAL on marketplace. So good I felt it had to be a scam. Tried to pick up today but our schedule didn’t align, and they weren’t home until 10PM tomorrow. Arranged for 11 AM Monday. Then they asked for a $50 deposit because

Any amateur bird nerds around? I’ve been eyeballing the Nikon Coolpix P950 for a while. I spend what free time I can muster wandering nature and my iPhone doesn’t cut it. I’m also someone who collects hobbies like trading cards; so going for $$$$ is 💰 🔥 for me. Reviews from those who have it?

Driving home last night we came across a raging vehicle fire. North bound 59, a few miles south of south beach casino.

Any other ADHD folk out there who have to use bargaining tools with themselves and trickery to get things done? I hate going out to the back lane to retrieve the bins after 🗑️ & ♻️ day so I get the fella to drop me off at the back lane and I bring it up to the house since it’s on my way in.

Smash the patriarchy.

Talking about mustard in the lunch room with my 26 year old employee and he deadass looks me in the eye and says “dude, we discussed this!” Same guy responded to my dad with “what do you need, babe?” I cannot with this child 😂

16 year old me: “I just rolled a joint!” 💨 45 year old me: “I just rolled a joint!”

Twice in 27 days 2 cheques that were destined for Calgary from Winnipeg, mailed from the same mailbox have been stolen out of the mail and altered; then deposited into fraudulent accounts. I don’t know if it’s happening at sorting, at pick up or what; but coincidence? 🤔

Butters put in a solid 58 hours at the office yesterday, and would appreciate being left alone. Being a branch manager is hard.

Dipped outside quickly and I am experiencing brain freeze from the outside in.

Butters put in a solid 58 hours at the office yesterday, and would appreciate being left alone. Being a branch manager is hard.

I just had the opportunity to speak on CBC Radio with Faith Fundal about Nello; I’m so grateful for the opportunity to share some of my experiences with him.

#mbpoli #RIP #MinisterOfEducation #Nello #NDP #Winnipeg #Manitoba #MLA

What a power move! Daphne just stole Butters’ toy, and then walked into Butters’ kennel, casually lay down, crossed her paws around the you and chewed. 😂

Garfield had the right idea; wrong food group. Fuck Mondays, man.