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mscarolkitch.bsky.social
Brit living in Spain. Economic migrant, not an expat. LUFC,F1,Foodie,Ally🏳️‍🌈 Oh yes, also an Alicante Lion AVFC yay 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Well, we’ve watched 14 goals in 2 matches so far. Equally shared between the home teams. I’m not going to the Palm Tree to watch Villa now as I’ve a feeling I’ve seen all the goals worth seeing today.

My first M-I-L died today. She was 91. My heart is breaking and I’m sobbing. She was sharp, sassy and an anaesthetist.The first time I met her she said “don’t know why David wanted you in Kit’s room - we lived together years before we married” #GNUDiana

Saying ‘FML’ was selfish and I’m sorry. What I should have said was #DementiaSucks

Happy Birthday to @mrwaynegarton.bsky.social ‘s mum who asked for a lamb dinner but refused it when served. FML

@mrwaynegarton.bsky.social is driving hence the Pepsi max, but the here's a #TerraceView that is birdshit island. Sorry to have missed you @benidormbutcher.bsky.social Happy New Year all! #Benidorm

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Happy New Year! ¡Feliz año nuevo! My traditional New Year’s Day dinner of honey and mustard glazed ham/gammon roast with a baked Basque cheesecake to follow. @mrwaynegarton and his parents scoffed the lot! Wishing you all a wonderful and prosperous 2025! #NewYear2025

Citrus mulled wine … with an almond biscuit to dunk #Christmas!

I think the fourth verse might be the best …

I’m feeling Christmasy so I’ll give away one of my 2025 calendars here and another over on Twitter. To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner 1pm, Sunday 8th Dec Do visit www.infinitebacon.com and support independent artists. Good luck!

The only reason Nigel Farage has not yet jumped on the Elgin Marbles bandwagon is that he can’t quite bring himself to object to sending something foreign back where it came from.

You don’t even need a calendar - just follow British Gammons.

Want my wedding ring? Come and try to take it.

Gender critical thinking: Supporting victims of sexual assault 🙅🏼‍♀️ Wanting to find out who’s won a cooking competition 👍🏻

I served as a US ambassador and know hundreds of others Never met one before who hired a prostitute to seduce their brother-in-law or sent a videotape of the encounter to their sister Or who committed 18 felonies & was pardoned by another in-law I guess the job qualifications are changing…

Wow. This Boris Johnson column about Gregg Wallace is absolutely wild.

Massive away win for the little fella.

As if a young, female chef would feel she’d be able to complain about a judge who could have an impact on furthering her career. Or young male chef, for that matter. His complete disregard of the power imbalance is so very telling. #GreggWallace