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Plan To Be More Positive Off To Shitty Fucking Start theonion.com/plan-to...

I think @jagmeetsingh.ca should just call Pierre Poilievre a pedophile sympathizer, who wants to criminalize abortion. Civility politics is not currently popular, and both of those are true. ottawa.citynews.ca/2024/02/27/o... (Funnily enough leopards ate his face) nationalpost.com/news/we-cann...

Aren't you Canadian, what crimes could you have committed in the US

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Both Sides

I'm Excesspilled and on that Slaanesh grindset

bro do you really need to give a shit about me sitting down at work at this time?

‘Secretary’ used to mean “one entrusted with the secrets or confidences of a superior.” We are now just realizing that this should be obvious because the word ‘secret’ is right there…

When life gives you lemons, eat that bitch peel and all. Assert dominance on life, make it fear you :3

I haven't really thought about it, but the first three that come to mind for me are: Slaanesh Xenomorph Queen, (The devs of Dead by Daylight have her so much ass) GLaDOS, (In her original form, and not some android form like a coward) Yes I know it's very tame but ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Me and the Girls headed to the Apothecary to pickup Estrogen

Anomolocaris

Last night Kendrick won as many Grammys for Not Like Us as Drake has won in his entire career. I would simply never show my face in public again

maybe now people will stop lionizing tech “disruptors” and start seeing them for what they are: greedy scammers who think it’s funny to break shit

My response when you leave me on read

This is important for anyone applying for any kind of scientific grant

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

i don’t think a new tattoo would fix me or make me worse but i do know it would make me happier and hotter

we should all stop wearing clothes and start doing meth, like right now

It has now been a few hours since my mistake, now I can do it right: Ass

I don't play Marvel Rivals, but I like this

Cow mode

The age of meaningless liberal platitudes is over, populism is now the big thing

despite everything, i am extremely gay

new tattoo in four days. gonna be exponentially hotter and idk if yall will be able to handle it

( • ) ( • ) Bounce Bounce

Due to the recent leaks from Sex Co. so I'm just going to be open about it, I am a beta tester of Sex 2

all these slime girls need to be making yuri slime asmr STAT

Titties

Something I wrote elsewhere but is relevant here, as we start this first full week of February 2025:

Happy Valentines Day bb 💗💗

A penguin jumped on a boat to escape a Seal… so they took him to the iceberg where his friends were waiting..🐧

does anyone even remember japanese PM shinzo abe anymore these days

*puts on mustache* i'm not an American i'm an Americant (italian)

I am going to rename the US to South Canada

I can tell you science stuff, but I can also tell you about how I am a failure gay

Americans Start Stockpiling Moose Ahead Of Tariffs theonion.com/americans-st...

Jesus Christ, my Academic soul is in pain

🚨BREAKING. From a program officer at the National Science Foundation, a list of keywords that can cause a grant to be pulled. I will be sharing screenshots of these keywords along with a decision tree. Please share widely. This is a crisis for academic freedom & science.

His palms are gay Knees gay, arms are gay There’s vomit on his sweater already Mom’s gay

me and your girl - your girl when i- your girl when- me and-