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My delivery driver forgot my coffee with breakfast so my client brought me one. Definite Dougie Jones moment ☕️

Meow!

Next week!!

Next week!!

If you want to catch me in Minnesota before I leave town I have availability tomorrow after 2pm for a date 💝

Your outie understands when someone is making a joke on the internet and doesn't embarrass themselves in people's replies

I’m going to try and only follow in person workers on this profile. Nothing personal I just want to curate my feed that way!

Before you buy that cybertruck, think of how many escorts you could see. You will come out a better person and better fucked.

Y'all gotta get comfortable talking about pornography and defending its right to exist and for people to look at it, even if you don't (but especially if you DO).

This article was published Nov. 5, 2024: www.dazeddigital.com/life-culture.... Sex workers have been giving these warnings long before that. Some folks should have listened

Funny thing about the porn stars saying they don’t identify as sex workers because everyone thinks it only means escort (it’s an umbrella term) is that when I tell people I’m a sex worker they assume I mean OF and before that they’d assume I was a cam girl. It’s always everything but a hooker

💋 Upcoming tour! 💋 Des Moines, Iowa 2/24-2/26 Chicago, Illinois 2/26-3/1 Milwaukee, Wisconsin 3/1-3/4 Book: www.hollyevansmn.com

💋 Upcoming tour! 💋 Des Moines, Iowa 2/24-2/26 Chicago, Illinois 2/26-3/1 Milwaukee, Wisconsin 3/1-3/4 Book: www.hollyevansmn.com

I’m taking appointments again in Minneapolis, Minnesota and surrounding areas! Hope everyone’s new year has been off to a fantastic start 💋

I’m taking appointments again in Minneapolis, Minnesota and surrounding areas! Hope everyone’s new year has been off to a fantastic start 💋

Check out my Throne Wishlist! I just updated with some nrw arxy lingerie 🎀 throne.com/mshollyevans

Check out my Throne Wishlist! I just updated with some nrw arxy lingerie 🎀 throne.com/mshollyevans

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Announcement: I’m having a fairly intensive oral surgery next Tuesday. I’ll be recovering for a week or two after meaning if you want to see me this year you need to email me asap! 💋 Xoxo, Holly

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