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• Baby Cat • Lover of all things Melanated • FUBU • Consumer of the devil’s lettuce • PS5/VR • Oculus Quest • Anime • Hoodie Thief • Bougie • Short Girl • Laughs @ inappropriate things • Nerd • Geek • Music • And Much More • MISSON: IMPOPCICLE •
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He works over 40hrs a week, comes home and here you go serving him hot dogs

white history month

Exactly! These are the type of fake-🥷s that be unlocking our doors and leaving them open for the very ppl who wld rather see us dead.

This is why we gate keep. There was no reason to break it down for the mayo mafia. Kendrick already did it for everyone. Here you forgot your tap dancing shoes 👞 👞

Sorry but we’re now sharing the exact vision bc SAMEEEE

Go on and give Baby Cat some love 😍 She’s been such a good egg today #sleepytime

I can’t wait!! Rihanna talks to Harper’s BAZAAR about her upcoming ninth album: “I’ve been in the studio the whole eight years. I know it’s not going to be anything that anybody expects. And it’s not going to be commercial or radio digestible... I feel like I’ve finally cracked it, girl!”

Bananas out here asking:

Watch, men are gonna start asking to see passports before getting with a woman 🫠

I WANT FOR ALL OF US TO MAKE IT OUT HERE 💯 💯💯

I still watch l listen to music of cancelled singers and rappers. Bc everyone else may say no, but my ears still enjoy being entertained whilst they sojourn in this cruel and judgmental world. And I’ll be ding-danged before I allow that to be taken away from me 💅🏽 My 👂🏽 My 🎧

Lil Kimmy Kim Kim!

Colin Kaepernick ✊🏽🦵🏾

TLC got that

Jodeci, without a doubt

Pornstar Bonnie Blue slept with 1,057 men in under 24 hours is now reportedly pregnant with the antichr*st!

You have beef with everybody but none in your fridge. You just mad bc you’re hungry.

Stop thinking you have to have a Coke bottle shape. Men love Gatorade, too! 🫢

DON'T PICK A MATE SIMPLY BC THEY LOOK GOOD IN THE TEAM UNIFORM. CHOOSE A MATE THAT WONT QUIT THE TEAM WHEN U HIT A LOSING STREAK. U CANT WIFE OR CUFF BUMS. THEY'RE ONLY AROUND AS LONG AS UR ON. BUT WHEN UR OFF, THEY'RE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND...UNTIL U LOOK OVER AT THE NEXT PERSON THATS CURRENTLY ON.

Do you die if you get scared half to death a second time? 🤔

I’m curious 👀👂🏽

Must be a her lazy night bc came home and found Baby Cat all cuddled up in [her favorite] my robe. So I went ahead and cocooned her so she’d be even more comfy

Laughing at inappropriate things be like:

He kept knocking on and ringing the door for a while. Then it got quiet and I thought he’d left. About 10 minutes later he’s outside and has Jodeci playing on his phone and he started “singing”. It was so bad! 😭

If all you do with your friends is gossip, party or other unproductive activities, then they’re the wrong ones to succeed with.

Surround yourself with people who want the best for you.

Hate to tell you but he already hit

Watch those who say they PRAY for you, only to PREY on you 🙏🏽

Oh my …

He farted and I’m still traumatized 🤢😷🤬

Sometimes, being a friend isn’t all about having fun. The majority of the time, it’s all about being supportive. Surround yourself with friends that have your back and will build you up instead of tearing you down.

Baby Cat’s zoned out, listening to DMX

Some of u need to stop being so concerned about 🍆 size, especially when ur 🐱 is deeper than Kendrick’s music *heehee*

Him: we used to talk Me: nah chill beloved 🤚🏽 you called me Bae and I simply said “huh” 💁🏽‍♀️

Cat parents!! Do you take your cat out for walks? I want to order the harness and leash, but I’m wondering if I should.