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Based on their fictional character abilities, does The Undertaker clear all the Tyrants from Resident Evil?

Thought Morgan Myst was Raven at first 😅

Wummins used to be my favorite DC character... When I first got into her, she was this happy medium between Superman and Batman, but she started getting this Holier Than Thou vibe where everything she said had to be "perfect" and she became super obnoxious.

Bunnylai

I'm impressed that there are some fan artists out there who can drop everything they're doing and make a picture of Susanne Residentevil less than 12 hours after the trailer debuted. What is there even to go on? She's only in the trailer for about 30 seconds. What if she ends up being a Nazi?

Art by • Ian Miller

Reem-Jaab is supposed to be my Fighter's Guild guy but every time I play an Argonian I do the Dark Brotherhood stuff, and old habits are hard to break.

No Sakura but Sagat is one of my Top 5 favorite SF characters (he's like the Piccolo of Street Fighter), so this is cool for me. Not that I'm going to play the game either way, but still...It's always nice to see a character you like in the game.

Bluesky when something funny happens

Oh neat, no one told me that the new system is actually Nintendo Switch: Maximum Carnage Edition

Musk: Trump was mentioned in the Epstein files. He should be impeached. I'm going to form a third party. Trump: I'm going to take away your government funding. You're going to lose billions of dollars. We're going to boycott Tesla. A High-School Dropout on FB: They're just paying the Media Game.

Marvel vs Capcom!

just some S.T.A.R.S. trying to keep cool

This mushroom tastes like pork-chop.

A person down the street has a wooden sign in their front yard that says: B F R R A E V E E ! It's colored blue and has a bunch of stars painted on it. Every time I drive by it, I read it as "Brett Farve". It always confuses me for like a second.

I'll never get over how the best line in all of noir – "I've got eight slugs in me. One's lead, and the rest are bourbon" – doesn't come from Raymond Chandler or Dashiell Hammett, but Calvin and Hobbes

"I Know What You Did Last Summer" is the most distinctly American horror premise, "what if there were consequences for running a pedestrian over"

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

Is there a way to play a lawyer in Dungeons and Dragons? "Were you polymorphed at work? Did a wizard touch you inappropriately with Bigby's Hand? Did a party of adventurers smash up your store and steal your enchanted sword? You may be entitled to compensation! Just remember: Better Call Saul!"

I sure do love KING KONG VS GODZILLA (1962), I mention for no particular reason

Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to pull out right now

Trump and Musk is just guys being dudes.

It now makes sense...

If you’re overstimulated, please report to the Bluesky cooldown tent where we have orange slices and someone who doesn’t understand the concept of jokes waiting for you

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read