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No because the way my still half asleep mind read that as Jeff Goldblum was looped into the national security group chat!! And I was just like… weird, but okay. 🤷🏾‍♀️

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Whoooooah, what’s this about the leaked war room now? I just woke up from a nap and it feels like when you fall asleep with the tv on and you slept through one or two of the episodes.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t believe I’m actually going to say this, but I am completely OBSESSED with the Filofax clipbooks. I actually thought they looked ugly at first, but now I’m out here trying to collect all the pastels like I’m catching Pokémon.

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One of the absolute shittiest things about being a Canadian author is having your editor insist to change all your spelling to American spelling so that American readers don’t 1 star review your book to hell screaming about how you didn’t edit it and it’s riddles with spelling errors.

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Not me typing the word “agreeance” in my novel and Scrivener insisting it’s not a word.It’s a word it’s just OLD!Even writing this my iPhone is like, “Learn to spell, ho!” Look, phone, I’m not taking spelling advice from a software that thinks “colour, favour, and neighbour” are incorrect spellings!

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It took me all of four days, FOUR DAYS. To go from, “Who the hell are these crazy people that use multiple planners? My ADHD brain can barely use ONE.” To, “Oh damn, I’m going to need a second planner. Better get another pretty Filofax!”

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When the ONE time you go to bed thinking you left the oven on & you say to yourself, “Shut up woman! You ALWAYS think you left the oven on and you check FOUR TIMES and it’s NEVER on!!” Is the one time you go to sleep without checking and wake up to discover that you DID in fact leave the oven on.”

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Celebrate International Women's Day by interrupting men with your unsolicited opinions and taking credit for their work. If they get upset about it, be sure to tell them that they sound hysterical and should smile more.

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Bahahahaha! The universe doesn’t play. No sooner do I worry about feeling stifled on here if I turn this into my author account do I stumble across the profile of the wonderful @courtneymilan.com telling it like it is! ❤️ Gotta love when a sign slaps you right in the face.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Omg I really need to get back to posting on here. The days just keep flying by and I forget all about it. I’m also thinking of allowing this page to become my official author Bluesky page. But then part of me worries I’ll feel the need to be a little less unhinged and more “professional”.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

The way I’ve got the “Hostile Government Takeover” EDM remix on an infinite loop on full blast is just so soothing for my poor frazzled nerves.

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Does anyone else thank Siri for completing a task for them? Honestly, the only thing I use Siri for is turning on my phone flashlight, but every time it turns on I say thank you, and she’s like, “My pleasure.” It just feels right.

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Watching some Red, White & Royal Blue to wash the taste of that previous cinematic travesty out of my mouth. I’m curled up in bed waiting to hear “Get Low” with bated breath.

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Ummmmm you are LITERALLY a toddler (22 yo). I feel like you’re liking my profile for the same reason I’m liking 62 year old man’s profile, so this is REALLY not going to work out the way you hope it does…

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Wait, wait, wait… was Babygirl meant to be a joke? Like, I KNEW it was going to be terrible, but… is it INTENTIONALLY terrible!? Is this a PARODY!? Did everyone get got!? I know it’s dubbed “erotic thriller” but it HAD to have been made as a prank. Someone got drunk and lost a bet.

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I hope that NO ONE is learning BDSM from the movie Babygirl because it’s somehow worse than 50 Shades was. It’s like the writer said, “Oh you thought Christian was a complete psychopath? BET!” I don’t trust the young one that learn sex from porn to get that coercion is NOT consent. 🤣 Just psychotic.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

I think that I might like Star Trek more than Star Wars. I’m not sure where that puts me, or what that says about me in the great ongoing universal Geek War, but I’m sure it says something… 🤔

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

You know I’m deeeeep in my K-drama-thon when I learn to make a new food dish. Nothing was going to stand between me and my tteokbokki.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

I need someone to explain to me what the exact type of crack it is they put in K dramas.

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

No, because Cameron Diaz is FANTASTIC in Back In Action. I’m so happy to see her in a movie again.

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone else’s cat lay right in the middle of the bed, so that when you get in you kind of have to scootch to the side and curl around them?

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Tonight I just heard Stephen Colbert call Trump a “weather cuck” and now I might be pregnant

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Soooo, are ya’ll just gonna let them gaslight you into thinking you didn’t see what you saw today, ooooooor…?

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* #OUTLANDER SPOILERS* Wait a GOD DAMN MINUTE!! That would mean William banged his niece!!!

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly? Watching Squid Game in Korean while practicing Mandarin is a total vibe.

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

@pinkfloydmuse0.bsky.social You know what? I’m really feeling the love from you today Dr.Tom. Thank you.

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Have I begun learning Mandarin? Yes. Do I plan on taking a trip to China any time soon? No. Do want to be a bilingual unhinged yapper? 是

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

From this day forward I will no longer be answering questions. My only response to ANYTHING will be, “Anonymous smears,” for the rest of my life. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This Defense Secretary Confirmation is Pure. Fucking. Comedy. GOLD!

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

What can I have that’s like coffee but not coffee? Coffee ice cream maybe? I think I want a sweet treat.

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Like, why the hell do I have 11 screens on my phone??? I KNOW that I don’t actually use all those apps and web windows I saved to my homescreen for the future.

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

The once every 13 years AuDHD urge to go through your phone and laptop and clean up EVERYTHING so that your digital environments can feel fresh and new again.

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

It’s 2025, so I think that everyone should just follow me and make me famous on Bluesky for no other reason than that I exist. I mean, what else are you going to do? Make another mediocre white man famous? Come on. That’s been done to death and now look at where we are. Do it for the plot.

submitted 139 days ago • 1 comment

Okay but like, what if I’m WILDLY financially irresponsible? Because you tell me THIS when I’m probably going to probably buy mascara instead of food?Company’s make a LOT of stupid assumptions. I’m instantly raising salaries and giving out sick days like they’re tic-tacs.

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