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6/3/25 - nocturn

Rep. Nancy Mace just posted a grand bombshell announcement in which she misspells the word "tonight"

J at work (1 of 2 antivaxxers) has informed me that she won't eat (among other things) girl scout cookies due to a chemical additive she refers to only as "the gas"

Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945. They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)

Polymorphic light eruption #bodybutteralbums @snoid.bsky.social www.nhs.uk/conditions/p...

New: We filed dozens of FOIA requests and combed through hundreds of records to catalog the CPD officers who lost their police powers last year. Some made the news. Some didn't. These are their stories.

Inveterate Noodling #bodybutteralbums

YOU WORKED FOR YOUR WAGE'S - MAKE THEM WORK TO GET YOURS - dashare.zone ADMIN

You mean to tell me that Mookie Betts is excellent at baseball and bowling and podcasting and whatever else but can't exorcise a ghost from a hotel in Wisconsin?

Pay me a million and I'll turn Zuck to Cuck in any font you want

A true masochist takes themselves out to breakfast on Christmas Eve to really dip into the loneliness

Happy holidays from @endeavorhealth.bsky.social and @cityofchicago.bsky.social for being taken to the hospital against my will!

Let's get #bodybutteralbums going.

...and they said horny outrage was dead

You can have tons of money and no friends and still accomplish this.

RIP Mike Brewer. "One day we were pretty much stoned and all and Tom [Shipley] says, 'Man, I'm one toke over the line tonight.' I liked the way that sounded." its greatest cover, from the Lawrence Welk Show in 1971: www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8td...

I am in fucking tears. Just visited some friends in Oklahoma City who made me aware of this sculpture affectionately referred to as the “OKC Cock Ring.” How the fuck this made it through an approval process, I have no idea. But it did make me laugh harder than I have in weeks.

PAUL SKENES HAS A BEARD!? Life is good

You guys overcomplicate this soulmate thing. -do they like garlic -do they like cilantro

CASK MILD

Johnny freakin Cueto!

Have some

U GOT ME THIS TIME JESUS

bartender: we don’t allow giraffes in here sir me: I’m not a giraffe bartender: I know I’m just telling you

One of the things every new Bluesky user should be aware of is that at some point you will be put on both a “shitlib” block list by someone and a “tankie communist” block list by someone and neither of them will matter but you will wonder why you got put on both

At least the Yankees lost the World Series

Sleep Baseball will continue Monthly (at least) Until 2028. I mean, like, god willing and everything. OK!

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Miss Swiggy is back?