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mswalker.im
Retro programmer. Bug archaeologist. Biscuit muncher (pro). SAP HANA performance guy. No-AI here - only real stupidity. Nothing I say concerns my day job or employer. Preemptive explicit refusal for anything I post to be used to train AI models 20241230
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I’ve said it before. I’ll say it again. Follow this guy 👍

I’ve played and worked with computers basically all my life. From the Sinclair Spectrum, through lots of generations of PC, Macs of all cpu types, through today to huge 16 socket Xeon monsters with 32 TB of RAM.

This has to be the absolute most useful thing I’ve learned this year

So theres a somewhat importantish #doctorwho on tonight. And I can’t watch it because I always watch them with the boy and it’s an important moment. So I propose, in a show of solidarity with me, that nobody watches it until, say, Wednesday Ok? Thanks!

Today’s job. This has to go. To be gone. To begone. To disappear. To leave. To shoo. To bugger off. To get out of my yard. Looks like my magic isn’t working again. *sigh* Bucket and shovel it is then

Is it just me, or are they actually singing on #totp? What sorcery is this?

Five years ago, a week before Covid lockdown, I, on my own with my son, bought a house, advertised as “could be knocked down to build something better” (no, really). Today, I have finally finished doing it up, inside and out. You have no idea how insanely #chuffed I am. And relieved, too

This, 1000%

One day I will learn that when a restaurant forgets the wine on the bill, you shut your trap, pay and leave Not today, but one day.

That….isn’t my cat (who was fast asleep at my feet)

I don’t know if you follow @georgepenney.bsky.social but if you don’t you should. His whimsical slices of life are a spot of joy whenever I read them. Best couple of seconds you could spend

A week in hospital last week. Signed off work all this week Being ill, 0/10. Do not recommend

So I bought a cheap pc, with an m.2 slot. The slot is keyed for nvme m.2. Luckily I have two 👍 Neither work 👎. The manufacturer hasn’t been able - in a week of exchanges - to answer “nvme or sata?” So I bought a sata m.2. Works perfectly, despite the keying being wrong 👍👎🤦‍♂️. Buy cheap, get cheap

I’m not the first. I won’t be the last. I’m not the loudest, or even the biggest fan But Andor S2…wow

Quote post this with a picture of the aircraft you’ll accept as a bribe