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TDOV is where we’re all the witch from L4D and if anyone gets too close or makes too much noise we maul them with our claws

anxiety is great because you know deep down you're having an adrenaline induced heart attack for nothing in particular

PSA It's Still Bad When It Happens To Someone in a 'Red' State

I could see the appeal of sisyphypno but always resented the implication that it's shameful or humiliating to roll boulders

if you can't handle me at my forgetting to finish stuff then you don't deserve me at my

there are 4 main kinds of tranny: hoodie cardigan crop top pixar mom

wife πŸ’œ

hello I am penelope the penguin

I try to stay away from politics but this crab eating a grape is very important.

correction: it is officially my biggest upward career move

if you can't handle me at my forgetting to finish stuff then you don't deserve me at my

I can be pretty adorable sometimes

delivery driver to professional dog/game show host would easily be my biggest upward career move

being soft is one of the best things u can be

I can be pretty adorable sometimes

hello I am penelope the penguin

flirtatious voice: just a heads up I am going to start being flirtatious

We have had nearly two decades of panic about Free Speech on Campus and not a single case, not even the ones they made up, were as bad as what's happening now

This focuses on military/ imperial policy but I think it has a strong explanatory valence for the equally absurd and unpopular domestic policy

flirtatious voice: just a heads up I am going to start being flirtatious

me when they say I have a bubbly personality

me when they say I have a bubbly personality

the best part about springtime on HRT is seeing my warm weather outfits get better each year 😁

Me when I am perfectly innocent and lovable and cute and cuddly all the live long day. ❀️

make sure you guys smash the living crap out of that prostate so you guys dont miss out on more awesome orgasms

hello old friend

the best part about springtime on HRT is seeing my warm weather outfits get better each year 😁