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would you still love me if my cum was spider eggs?

Sucking Hole

samurai jack off

Im like if The Thing gooned to big mommy goth dick girls

"No, don't show his face, show his feet in shackles instead, no one is into that"

"why isn't there a leftist joe rogan"

"anyone else plotting a coup against the president to restore the constitution? 😳" You have been kicked from army chat You have been added to army chat (secret)

i think if 2 cums touch then it’s like total war and both the armies go after each other each individual sperm making up your forces until only one side remains

my cum is better than your cum

i’m like the shadow of hedgehog of posting

Smoke my fucking pole

OF girl left my tiny cock on read 😢

Getting paid to look at buttholes while working

hooked up to science tubes and training like ivan drago to post a mediocre pun that gets six likes

she made the greatest posting mistake you can make, acknowledging a dunk on you like this

there used to be a commercial with a cartoon dog selling dick pills voiced by snoop

FUN FACT: I sucked my own cock

Someone had a whole story here

Thinkin about my neighbors asshole

Punching my wife in the clit

Still number 1. Never number 51. 🇨🇦☝️

She crit on it

Giving my cock a miniature cigarette

AHHHHHHHHHH

IM SURROUNDED BY FUCKING INCELS

Just gonna be salty all day fuck it

Fuck you

I gotta get used to the fact that no one fucks with me. I’m just tryna play some games with people and I can’t get a message back. Fucking sucks

I have entered the Thursday zone

One gun pls

Why doesn’t Bruce Wayne save Gotham with his giant penis?

This guy’s name is just “GayVenom”. I love Marvel Rivals.

bram_stoker_dracula.mp4

“drown the maker” is also what i call it when i squirt and he’s still inside

the old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is a normal time.