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Horror nerd and aspiring mediocre writer.
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submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Wait for it. Wait for it. Schedeurfreude

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

SIU Edwardsville is definitely not an AI generated school. No sir, no way

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Is Helly R her own Eskimo Sister? #severance

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like ‘fudge knuckle’ should be an accepted insult. Or a Ben and Jerry’s flavor. Either way. #fudgeknuckle

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

Jerry’s thoughts on how the Eagles can win this Superbowl

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

In line, solo, for a ride at Disney World that my wife can’t do. I feel like my new mustache is getting me some looks I’d rather not internalize #disney

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

Woke Santa be like “SEX WORKER SEX WORKER SEX WORKER!”

submitted 186 days ago • 0 comments

If his name was Zob Rombie, I bet his music wouldn’t be so angry.

submitted 188 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this post a horror film you love

submitted 212 days ago • 0 comments

I never in a million years want this to happen, but if they ever remake Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally are the only acceptable choices for Eddie and Delores. Chris Pratt is not allowed within 100 feet of Roger

submitted 225 days ago • 0 comments

The feed over here is a goddamn breath of fresh

submitted 227 days ago • 0 comments