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I’m still on Twitter bc nobody on this app has any fun

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What kendrick did to drake, I need bill burr to do to ben shapiro comedically and professionally

submitted 48 days ago • 193 comments

🎶"shes got weeeed, and she knows how to smoke ittt"🎶

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

just invented a new depression treatment called "ZZ Top Therapy" where i smoke a joint and blast my skull with ZZ Top songs as loud as my headphones will go

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digimon fan who's never heard of a werewolf watching horror movies: oh my god he's turning into some sort of WereGarurumon

submitted 160 days ago • 4 comments

How mylo treats me minutes after I just fed him

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Would kill to be down like 25 lbs rn

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

There’s still time

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Men only want one thing and it’s fucking delicious

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve lowkey avoided crashing out on main really well this year. You guys should be proud of me

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna shoot myself in the face if sound soup doesn’t ask me to do a fucking album list

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

having a pet is so fucking stupid. you're just pre-purchasing yourself the worst pain you'll ever feel in your life and we just keep doing it, like idiots, because the only thing worse than losing them is never having them at all

submitted 64 days ago • 129 comments

This is why games like Marvel Rivals and Balatro are so popular. There’s no bullshit to get to the gameplay

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

Been posting on ig stories less to seem more mysterious do you guys think it’s working?

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

No, it’s Trump’s fault, and the fault of his army of Nazi bigots, who explicitly build their politics around tormenting the weak for fun. Trans people were simply the most vulnerable target. After they’re gone any of you might be next. None of this repulsive apologia, fight back

submitted 69 days ago • 174 comments

dont worry about it too much, but we're working on something

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

it’s definitely easier to destroy shit than build something but i don’t think i’ll ever stop thinking about how we were told biden couldn’t do anything at all, ever, while elon musk and donald trump run around like rats gnawing on cables stopping the governments functionality completely

submitted 71 days ago • 40 comments

Cookie Monster would never say this… like 😏

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

fuuuuck man target is rolling back diversity initiatives can anyone recommend me a woman-owned local business to steal yugioh cards from instead

submitted 75 days ago • 43 comments

😡

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

cat jammies

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

do you like young turks by rod stewart?

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

don't talk to me till i've had my Van Hagar

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Gimme the DEI boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in your DEI and drift away. Is this anything?

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

If you want me to get excited about AI how bout you build me a robot that can pack this bowl

submitted 76 days ago • 6 comments

you can just do that to me, we don't even have to have sex

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Blocking someone isn't enough, I need to reset the Internet to 1997

submitted 76 days ago • 14 comments

President Steven A Smith: “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am pleased to announce I have signed a law outlawing the Dallas Cowboys forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.”

I’m still on Twitter bc nobody on this app has any fun

What kendrick did to drake, I need bill burr to do to ben shapiro comedically and professionally

🎶"shes got weeeed, and she knows how to smoke ittt"🎶

just invented a new depression treatment called "ZZ Top Therapy" where i smoke a joint and blast my skull with ZZ Top songs as loud as my headphones will go

digimon fan who's never heard of a werewolf watching horror movies: oh my god he's turning into some sort of WereGarurumon

How mylo treats me minutes after I just fed him

Would kill to be down like 25 lbs rn

There’s still time

Men only want one thing and it’s fucking delicious

I’ve lowkey avoided crashing out on main really well this year. You guys should be proud of me

Gonna shoot myself in the face if sound soup doesn’t ask me to do a fucking album list

having a pet is so fucking stupid. you're just pre-purchasing yourself the worst pain you'll ever feel in your life and we just keep doing it, like idiots, because the only thing worse than losing them is never having them at all

This is why games like Marvel Rivals and Balatro are so popular. There’s no bullshit to get to the gameplay

Been posting on ig stories less to seem more mysterious do you guys think it’s working?

No, it’s Trump’s fault, and the fault of his army of Nazi bigots, who explicitly build their politics around tormenting the weak for fun. Trans people were simply the most vulnerable target. After they’re gone any of you might be next. None of this repulsive apologia, fight back

dont worry about it too much, but we're working on something

it’s definitely easier to destroy shit than build something but i don’t think i’ll ever stop thinking about how we were told biden couldn’t do anything at all, ever, while elon musk and donald trump run around like rats gnawing on cables stopping the governments functionality completely

Cookie Monster would never say this… like 😏

fuuuuck man target is rolling back diversity initiatives can anyone recommend me a woman-owned local business to steal yugioh cards from instead

😡

cat jammies

do you like young turks by rod stewart?

don't talk to me till i've had my Van Hagar

Gimme the DEI boys and free my soul I wanna get lost in your DEI and drift away. Is this anything?

If you want me to get excited about AI how bout you build me a robot that can pack this bowl

you can just do that to me, we don't even have to have sex

Blocking someone isn't enough, I need to reset the Internet to 1997

President Steven A Smith: “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am pleased to announce I have signed a law outlawing the Dallas Cowboys forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.”

Call me Mr Cell Phone

mood this year is educated himbo