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@samsanders.bsky.social asked for a scammer name in his chat with Kari Ferrell to wit I submit: Scam Sanders.

Stopped a guy in my neighborhood from driving off with his coffee mug on top of his car today. AMA.

From @mattyglesias.bsky.social and Slow Boring: An earnest plea for more honesty My bottom line on this is that saying things that are true is underrated and saying things that are false is overrated.

Cut the lil dog’s nail too short and whoo boy it was a gusher.

Today is for pancakes

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Took my sweet heart to see The Get Up Kids for Valentine’s Day.

Lotta snow.

Somebody missed the toothbrush.

Had a guy come give us a quote for capping our chimney after a raccoon climbed into it. Had a guy give us a quote for a new AC. Our 15 year old TV finally broke. I’m waiting for a neighborhood kid to hit a baseball through a window.

I haven’t worked out in about two weeks. A combo of stress and angry have burned up all my motivation. I am going to try and swim today but I am already coming up with reasons to sit and scream at the void.

Sorry I'm late. I couldn't find the moon.

Some thoughts on WAS #commanders game: - Philly was the better team - WAS played sloppy - Refs were awful, literally no excuse for missed calls, lecturing on the tush push plays - Jayden Daniels is incredible - Luvu is incredible - DQ for president I am so excited for next season.

Buff-a-whoa

Dave Chapelle is undefeated

Swam 2500 yards while my son was playing D&D at a public pool that was organized by the county. Government is good, actually.

In the past 48 hours I have: - paid 2 tickets (toll and a speed camera) - paid a hospital bill - registered a baby for day care - registered a 5 year old for swim class - emailed to fix an issue with another kid’s swim class registration - cleaned up dog poop - made myself a doctor’s appointment

Took a day off today because it was 9 degrees most of the day. Back at a swim and ride tomorrow

Decent swim this morning, though the pool was cold. Back to the office I go.

Bring on the eagles.

Snow eagles!

I think Washington might win and I can’t believe it.

This game is bananas

My daughter just asked me if it’s possible to sneeze with your eyes open. I don’t know.

Chiefs look briefly mortal so the refs have to give them a boost

Swam today, felt good. Pool was crowded. I’ve done 4 loads of laundry as well. Nothing like a long weekend to catch up on the essentials.

My dogs ripped the stuffing out of a duck that my wife got from her grandfather and I’m trying to explain to them how much trouble they are in but they refuse to take me seriously.

Judged a middle school science fair tonight. The kids are all right,

Example of the duality of man: this week I was so organized I took all 3 kiddos to medical apts on Tu, hit some training, navigated getting new tires, and am judging a science fair tonight. At the same time I refuse to change the battery in my car key fob and unlocking the car sets off the alarm.

Sat on a Q&A panel tonight about my triathlon club’s advanced training group program but when I got home I learned that my wife had gotten a nosebleed in the car picking up my oldest from fencing and all she had to stop the bleeding was my daughter’s sock.

My nearly 5 year old crawled into bed last night because he was scared that wolves would get him. I told him his giraffe puppet would keep the wolves away so I need to build up some documentary evidence that wolves are afraid of giraffe puppets.

Chocolate crinkle cookies.

Saturday morning pancakes. Get at it.