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Failing to meet expectations since 1975 🖕🏻 FDT 🖕🏻 Terminally ill man about town and minor local celebrity.
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Kleo on Netflix is fun.

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

I just chugged a whole Fresca in case any of you are into the voraciously thirsty type of dude.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

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Standing under the heat light in the bathroom like a baby chicken at the farm store.

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For Lent this year, I’m giving up.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

*dusts hands off on pants* Sorry. This is my first rodeo.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Sunbeam froggy butt

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Trump has done more to damage the United States than any terrorist organization in the last 30 years.

submitted 3 days ago • 276 comments

I’m eating the best god damn bulgogi I have ever had.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I was today years old that I learned about purple carrots.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Dying is a big 0/10. Would not recommend.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Guys. I’m trying really hard but this is kicking my ass so much 😪 I feel like I’m always suffocating. My chest and ribs ache. My head hurts. My brain isn’t braining right. I’m running out of steam. No matter what, I tried really fucking hard.

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Switch II: Electric Switcharoo

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Maybe a secret service agent will go rogue or something.

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Donald Jerkoff Trump is a Russian asset.

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Grifter. Charlatan. Coward.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck. Donald. Trump.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Crazy how I went from being the emergency contact person to being the emergency person.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Which one of you fucking cowards is going to bring back saxophones and synthesizers to music?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Keeping my tubes warm.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Doin an observe.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Morelike crusty red peckers, amiright?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

If you get a chance, check out Ranch Pizza. Is goooood!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Musk.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Trump is a Russian asset and a traitor to the people.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I’m still waiting to hear back about how losing 90% of my SNAP benefits makes America great again.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

*at the crematorium* Me: Do you take walk-ins?

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Damn. I really miss precedented times.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Ramadan Mubarak.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The silly goose police called. You have 3 days to turn yourself in.

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

Just had a crazy bonkers breathing attack. It’s like an asthma attack but more bad. IDK. So anyway… I survived it.

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