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✨she/her✨full-time writer✨witch ✨ 🌷you can find me lakeside in my RV🌷 🍄‍🟫bonding with my body🍄‍🟫
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Is there a cell carrier AND a phone manufacturer that’s not evil? I have an iPhone and I use tmbobile and I’d like to switch both to an option that’s smaller and for the people ✊

Also, does anyone in the PNW have a credit union that they recommend?

Does anyone have a multivitamin brand that they recommend?

We need to start treating religious people the way they treat queer people Mock everything they hold dear to them and make them terrified to show any display on their religious affiliation out in public :)

The republicans aren’t afraid to spew their most extremist ideas and I think we as liberals should start doing the same 🙂

A lot of people in my life thought I was insufferable during Trump’s first presidency but that was me playing nice. I’ve fucking lost my patience and I’m done even trying to hold space for them and have honest discourse.

My autistic sense of justice powering up to destroy all MAGAts once and for all

Trump has got all these crazy mandates for day one and I think us liberals should also announce some mandates First Order of Business: Religious “freedom” is now a privilege and you need to prove that your religion is not toxic and actually beneficial to humanity for recognition

Whelp, my blue delulu is over Its civil war time baby 😎

UHHHH MY TIKTOK IS WORKING?

I feel like such a boomer scrolling through YouTube shorts

Archiving my most viral video 🫶🏻

Goodbye 😭

It was so eery scrolling on TikTok and just watching everyone’s profile photo turn grey and then all of a sudden nothing loads and all you get is error messages and it’s like damn the government really did that

Guys it happened TikTok just stopped working

Is taxation without representation and actual thing we as citizens can inact? Or will they just throw us in jail for not paying our taxes

biden could have brought about a ceasefire, stopping the massacre of palestinians and seeing hostages released on both sides, at any point in the past year. he didn't because he didn't want to, and it's only happening now because he's leaving

Thrifted this lil squirrel with a giant hole in his belly and knew just what he needed 🧡

what if I started a religion where we believed in conducting EXTREME acts of charity Like our entire theology is just the abundance mindset and every penny that we collect gets used in really radical ways, like buying multi-acre plots of land and building homes and then gifting it all away

I have loved loved LOVED being a full-time writer for over a decade but I’m also so so SO excited to TEACH! And I feel like my Virgo Rising is just getting to come out and play this is so fun

I got promoted last week and today was my first full day leading a team of writers and it went so well :’)

My boss is talking to one of my clients about possibly stealing me please send all the good energy I desperately need it

There’s a triceratops named Tulip in the book series I’m writing so of course I had to purchase this mug when I saw it

Sooooo I got my full allergy report from doctor and I’m allergic to dairy, eggs, AND wheat….what am I supposed to eat?!

after…..

is this……..class consciousness?

Isn’t it better that one man should perish than for a whole nation to dwindle in unpaid insurance claims?

United Healthcare has a cash flow of $32 Billion….. …..and yet they deny 32% claims from their PAYING CUSTOMERS…. ….they could cover 100% of claims and still have billions to spare….