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murkyaztec.bsky.social
I do a lil bit of writing and also have made a board game. Still working on those. I’m also the deranged gnome that lives in your cupboard.
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Do not the boy

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

Not to insult anyone else who likes my posts but when someone with a trans flag interacts it feels so much better. can’t explain why and I don’t care to

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

Hey completely unrelated to anything but if you call customer support over the phone and want good customer support, don’t be a dick. They can hang up on you whenever they want with minimal downside to themselves.

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

I’m editing one of my resumes and I hate it. Feel like I’m bragging while also selling myself short.

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

I’m glad people are still willing to follow me assuming they’ve seen the deluge I’ve posted today

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

If anyone wants to put a muzzle on me to stop me from speaking, just be aware that the only way I’d be able to communicate would be via moans. So… think on that.

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

A futanari has to be the prime thing to be. Here’s an itemized list as to why: 1. Titties (awesome) B. You can aim the pee stream 3. Can’t get pregnant 4. No periods Finally, no male pattern baldness. I rest my case to the jury.

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

I hope my fashion sense comes across as “librarian that used to be punk.”

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

The term “fits like a glove is so dumb” i hate gloves they never fit me comfortably

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

I see a lot of cool people posting things with facts. NOT ME BABY! ILL NEVER BE PROFESSIONAL! My goal is to become like a little goblin from British folklore that sleeps in your pantry and yells curse words at the mailman.

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

Y’know how people can swish liquids in their mouth? How do we do that? I tried it and I can’t identify how I was doing it. Is there some muscle I’m flexing, am I using air from my lungs? How can I just will the water in my mouth to move without using my tongue?

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

Ayo where the fuckin snow at?

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve watched porco Russo and now I greatly prefer wine out of a dinky stupid looking cup rather than a fancy glass. Love feeling like an Italian vagabond who’s about to be caught by the secret police.

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck it, I’m just gonna be a little bit deranged going forward.

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone is welcomed...

submitted 154 days ago • 8 comments

So people just kind of say what’s on their minds? This seems too easy. Is this what social media is supposed to be like?

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments