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murpha.bsky.social
Just a person. Corporate lawyer. I don’t know what to do anymore. My dog is named Doug. No regrets #shedoesntevengohere
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“They forgot to grease the historical markers” is a sentence that has never been said before and could not be said in any other city

if any Democrats besides AOC want to weigh in about the misrule that's already been prevalent over this first week that'd be pretty cool

We all made fun of "Somehow, Palpatine returned," but here we fucking are.

don’t ask me what my favorite tiktok is. that’s like asking me my who my favorite child is. i’ve never seen any of them before and i don’t know what they’re called

Thanksgiving is over and before Christmas can start, we must have Spotify Unwrapped.

Helpful hotlines today: 1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey 1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce 1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin Happy Thanksgiving.

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How are we calling places “walkable cities” when you can only see the street signs if you are approaching from the car’s direction? Do they think people who are walking don’t need to know where to turn?

Go Birds!! 🦅🦅🦅 I’m not sure I’ll have the strength to watch. But Go Birds.

Mace Windu chose a purple lightsaber because his full name was Grimace Windu.

#andrebraugher my 18 year old and 13 year old and I agree on nothing except that Andre Braugher is and will always be a genius. RIP my good man. 99!

Random Doug photos. Adopt don’t shop and whatnot.

Garnet Valley 5k- first with turkey hats, slowest ever. Coincidence?

It's kind of miraculous that we're getting Peter Gabriel songs of this caliber in 2023 www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9DL...

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LFG #Phillies !!!!

Watching Pump Up the Volume for the first time since 1990 and it really overstates the military/cop resources the FCC has on hand.

I did NOT approve this.

Holiday. Spice. Flat. White. @starbucks.bsky.social

https://open.spotify.com/track/40HNQIbTkWKLOLWPAHfElt?si=zKbBMJ1BTiGrF3rXAz1u3Q

Alanis Morissette crashes through the underbrush, begins singing