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museumshift.bsky.social
Roasting my profession using pop culture and fandom. Occasionally breaking down museum scenes in movies/tv. Sometimes reacting to museum news. Primarily on Instagram as @museumshift.
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Yet they still have jobs posted? If you're not taking care of current staff, that's a good indicator of how you'll treat incoming staff. Also, 1mil for the director? That's... excessive. #museumshenanigans #museumprofessional #paytransparency #newyorkmuseums

I knew he was the one when I took him to my favorite museum growing up and he went on a mini-lecture about Louis XIV's calves. #museumdates #history #iknewhewastheonewhen #louisxiv #louisxivscalves #showthemgains #legday

Why is my current for-profit gallery job less toxic than any other non-profit or government GLAM job I've had? #glamprofessional #artindustry #museumprofessional #galleryprofessional #makeitmakesense

Since we're going back in time, can we put cocaine back in Coke? Image © Library of Congress #cocacola #historicaladverts #historicaladvertisement #foodanddrinkhistory

The federal government pausing grants is not only going to impact museums, but education, social services, etc. Additionally, all those private corporations that contract with these grant recipients. This is going to impact everyone. #grants #federalgrants

So, I'm moving to NYC. What's the museum/art gallery meet-up scene like?

Them: What are you thinking about? Me: I wonder if there is a The Price is Right museum or stored collection somewhere. That would be cool. Them: ... #thepriceisright #museumquestion #justthoughts #museumprofessional

Fucked by the hiring freeze. Awesome. #fml #work #federalgovernment #notmarkedsafefromcheetoman #usajobs #fuckyourfjoandstartdateiguess #backtothegrind

Me: I really need more help. Work: How about a raise? Me: No. More money isn't going to give me more time in the day. Work: Oh... okay. 😐😐😐 #work #didtheythinkiwaslying #museumprofessional #glamprofessional #galleryprofessional

I wish people would understand that I don't have power over space and time. #artgallery #glamprofessional #drstrange #powersofspaceandtime

Why is that when you're on vacation, people generally leave you alone vs. you're changing work locations and they act like you're dying and you'll never work again? #remotework #galleryprofessional

As I try to navigate this new platform, I hope that new and existing followers feel free to reach out. I have had some good conversations via Instagram DMs and hope to continue that in this space. #museums #museumlife #museumprofessional #museumshift

Text posts to accompany my Instagram meme page of the very same name. #museumprofessional #museums #museumlife #collectionsmanagement #museumstudies #museumcollections #smallmuseum #museumshift