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YOUNG MAN Spends Too Much Time On THE INTERNET, Lives To Regret It! I just say what comes through my mind, now look at me tapdance *trips*
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Man oh giggity man, boy do I lvoe the United States government! Please respond with your favorite things the United States government has ever done for you 🤣😘😝 [ This skeet was sponsored by the United States Marine Corps. Be all you can be by joining local efforts today at hoarmy.com ]

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

politcs coming up, surprisingly little conspiracy theories and mainly an across the political spectrum isle consensus on the evil of government around the world. i was having fun, then this guy declares that 1. nazis were socialists 2. they were not christian and as such 3. socialism is bad

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

> ready to rumble > "given the accessibility of education today, and the bachelor of law being instrinsically linked to politics meaning i will be exposed to most if not all sides of the political spectrum, i would say that universities in general are not that decidedly woke" > *he grunts in defeat

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

bro stepped into the room, first thing he asks me is where i wanna go to uni, i tell him reputable uni in capital city, he immediatly starts yapping about how woke it got and how the leftist government has allowed immigrants with blue hair and pronouns to get an education

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

mother invited some friends over including my godfather, gonna chronicle my experience

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

white conservative mother playing fuck the police, alcohol is a beautiful substance

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

istg yall better do smth better than get plastered this year. by yall i mean me and by plastered i mean all the rizz ive def been utilizing. yep

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

bathrooms across the globe are currently safe spaces for the good, the bad and the socially inept. personally, im browsing reddit

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

ULPT - convert to a different religion around gift-giving seasons to save on cash and piss off your traditionalist family

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

ugly sweater day at school tmrw. im tizzy, so all my sweaters are monochrome grey. i do have one from when i was a child that my grandma thought looked cute with chinese text on some reindeer, though im pretty sure the text translates to obscenities the vendor she bought from had fun writing

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

my lines are derivative, i only write in fricatives

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

hear me out, what if i committed more felonies

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

under the shadow of tall trees, the roots who are forced to hold them steady groan as the system keeps them in their place. one man came up with a silenced pistol and hacked off one branch of the tree, and we need more people like luigi. i am not inciting murder, buuuuuuuuut

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

to all the of promoter accounts following me, i thank you for bringing up the discussion on whether this new platform wants any sort of sexual content on it

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

this is getting bad fuck yt shorts

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

*2 hours of chores down the hatch* rational brain: great job! keep going, at this pace you'll have all of sunday off! internet monkey: great job! you now deserve a 2 hour gaming session, to keep the balance even yk? i know im not unique in this procrastination habit, but i might be the best at it

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

rational brain: assignment due monday, lets start now and spread over the weekend in a healthy way, giving myself time to relax as well unfortunately executing body: lets do all the chores you put off during the week because you thought they would distract you from the work you didnt do. WHY THO?

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

ppl piping up posting "nothing ever happens" memes after this last week explaining why it didn't matter

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

meme

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

crazy how ppl will say "i wanna lynch this guy" then not elaborate on why. then, some ppl have their entire personality represent this, which leads to 3 possible outcomes: toxic relationships, becoming violently obtuse, or getting a reddit account

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

New favorite quote, Psalms 137:9: "Blessed the one who seizes your children and smashes them against the rock"

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

girl, monique. trans, terribly troubled and technical. her code name is now gmod ttt

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

decided, my future child's name is blinki

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

coming up with a bunch of jokes asking simple questions about things a chicken couldnt realistically do, where the punchline is making a chicken noise combined with a singular word. yes, i did just overexplain it

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

in class, comparing and contrasting the value of getting my funny up versus my money up

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

maybe im tone deaf, but someone saying the most internet-pilled post-ironic statement in a serious work/school setting is maybe the funniest thing ever

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

me when i realise that i make all my bluesky posts while shitting, while shitting, meaning im just sitting here trying to conjure something funny and the cold water kisses my gooch

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

there is no evolutionary purpose for nails, especially those as brittle and tasty as mine

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

making a concerted effort to not adopt any of my friend's speech patterns cuz fuck my monkey brain

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

working on my new single, wip titles: - adlib - *silence* - MAYONNAISE

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

coffee and salami bore holes through my tummy, thankfully my toilet handles emergency calm, collectively and casually, especially in a jiffy

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

After reflection on my upbringing, I think the sentiment "I want a subservient but independant, self-aware but very confident, socially adept but perfectly academic son going to university by 17 but that won't want to move out" is dumb as fuck.

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

g subi la pression en la buvan frrre

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

only BETAS are scared of death. you're uncomfortable with the thought of not existing anymore? bro, you don't exist anyways. there are an infinite amount of particles in the universe, and when you die nothing will change

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

sigma grindset 1 eat 3 handfuls of mud 2 do a pushup on the ceiling 3 open a lemonade stand, call it "demure", and fleece a child in a suburban neighbourhood of his yearly allowance by saying he has the chance of getting 2x his money back after buying a cup #gambling #money #lifestyle

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

maybe we chase away the #fascists from this so far untainted service with really weird #memes

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

time to start some new hashtags #linguistics #hypixel #yogurt

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

not a big eugenics fan, but i want my children to have a tail cuz i just think it's cool

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

"what is gooning reddit"

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments