Profile avatar
mustardlevels.bsky.social
Kentucky guy. Louisville Cards, drums, bourbon, Skyline Chili, and bad takes
329 posts 252 followers 278 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter
Posts 32 Comments 17

I love mid sized midwestern cities no two ways about it

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I'm convinced that a majority of our social problems come back to cars.

submitted 29 days ago • 13 comments

anyways please watch this edit that sent me into hysterics and now I need to redo my makeup

submitted 14 days ago • 65 comments

good morning. i’ve watched this pass 28 times already.

submitted 17 days ago • 90 comments

When it’s no longer May anymore.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 24 days ago • 26 comments

In the clurrrb (sandwich), we all fam (🎥: notoriousfoodie)

submitted 26 days ago • 171 comments

Louisvillans, I regret to inform you that Chattanooga is beating us.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Leafs fans doing this. I’m 6”5 lol

submitted 32 days ago • 11 comments

Damn right I like Dua Lipa. Putting DUAL IPAs in my hands and chugging them thangs

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

We are as cooked as cooked can be

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 39 days ago • 95 comments

AC/DC is fucking terrible and you’ll never convince me otherwise. Bottom 5 band.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

BOURDAIN: And that's the thing that really makes the dog, it's the celery salt that ties it all together POPE LEO XIV: And the poppy seed bun, you can't get that anywhere else BOURDAIN: You're telling me the pope can't even get a decent poppy seed bun in Rome? POPE LEO XIV: I've tried

submitted 41 days ago • 12 comments

Pope Instant Ramen V

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.

submitted 42 days ago • 143 comments

New Pope like the Cubs or White Sox?

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

*Jon Rothstein voice* The Cardinals selected a new POPE? The ONLY Pope the Cardinals should be thinking about is in Lexington!

submitted 42 days ago • 3 comments

oh my god

submitted 42 days ago • 78 comments

Brandon Phillips 2B Debut: 2002 - Retired: 2018 ANA - CIN - CLE - BOS - ATL

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments

If you’re not driving with your windows down today you’re fucking up

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

I’m gonna go ahead and say it. AI sucks butt

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Quite the payoff

submitted 46 days ago • 84 comments

The Average American has three friends

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Just witnessed a college kid decline his debit card 3 times trying to buy Busch light. Derby season yall

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

We’re cooked

submitted 49 days ago • 987 comments

Baseball is the best sport in the world and you’ll never convince me otherwise

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

youtu.be/hptwzSGZP34?... Making the rest of the parents in car line listen to this with me

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

“My hunger for information is astonishing” I whisper as I peruse the Wikipedia page for the movie Congo instead of emptying the dishwasher

submitted 52 days ago • 12 comments

submitted 53 days ago • 4 comments

this is basically just a big plan to impoverish the united states

submitted 58 days ago • 570 comments

“hey guys WHATS up, cody tiktok here to bring you new and exciting updates from around the WORLD. here in el salvador they’ve invented this new thing called Indentured Servitude and i dunno, seems pretty sick to me. would y’all want this where you live?? 🤯”

submitted 57 days ago • 40 comments