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Does me knowing that I am an idiot make me more of an idiot or less?
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We are all human, we all need the same things to thrive: to be nurtured, to feel safe, loved, to have a home, family, food, clean water, clothing, and a feeling of belonging. So, why can’t we find a peaceful way to coexist?

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

My phone has just autocorrected “The Animals of Farthing Wood” to “The Animus of Farting Wookiee" so if you’re reading this, George Lucas, the ball’s in your court.

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

It's definitely necessary to believe that my gorgeous neighbor went through her favorite restaurant and separate business. Not only can I spell the top ten commonly misspelled words, I just wrote a pretty stupid sentence with them and made you read it. I'm so powerful.

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

Scientists recorded the sound of two helium atoms laughing. HeHe.

submitted 14 days ago • 85 comments

submitted 30 days ago • 490 comments

It's Friday - engage hips, disengage dignity.

submitted 32 days ago • 172 comments

After decades of waiting, we’re finally getting a Bob Dylan-Barbra Streisand duet forward.com/culture/musi...

submitted 33 days ago • 148 comments

Turn off Fox News. Unless you are just looking for things to be outraged about

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

"you've read your last free article" ensures that i will never pay you for another one

submitted 42 days ago • 12 comments

Bingo. ChatGPT doesn't give you knowledge, it gives you confident lies. If you accept confident lies, you are a fool.

submitted 42 days ago • 25 comments

I want to open a restaurant for divorcees but can't think of what to name it other than Fed Ex

submitted 41 days ago • 28 comments

If you put Shakespeare in a room with a typewriter for an infinite amount of time, he’d eventually come up with the complete works of the Monkees

submitted 41 days ago • 3 comments

Apparently, RSVPing to a wedding invitation with "Maybe next time" is rude. I know that now.

submitted 42 days ago • 95 comments