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First area boss of the Vampire Hunter game, which in my mind plays a lot like Resident Evil 4, but much sillier. Baron Von Barghast is the classic Hammer Horror vampire who runs the village of Horrorheim. All the quaint peasants are heinous ghouls now. He can turn into a huge barghast hound.

"LIVE! FROM THE RADIATOR!"

"Chained for Life," 1952, an absolutely INSANE Siamese twin melodrama. It's like a lost David Lynch/Ed Wood hybrid. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoFQ...

when good battles eve-ULLLL the REEEEEAL game beGIIIIIIIIIIIIINS

"Jesus CHRIST, Jim!"

I'm 44 years old! I still use Nickelodeon Slime Shampoo! It is responsible for my luscious and wavy locks of sensual delight!

And the racial divide was immediately resolved.

Dionne Warwick and Burt Bacharach are the only acceptable heteronormative relationship.

Positively delightful madness. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wabu...

What's the over/on on the Lowtax Speedrun for ol' Elon this week?

Flintstones Chewable Kush

I love it when masculinity influencers convince men to only wear boxer shorts, and guys, let me tell you want, if you got balls as big as I do, the gentle support of briefs is WELCOME.

nobody has ever liked the flintstones

DNC Dems have the fatal flaw of assuming that the electorate pays attention to anything except the thirty years of sustained daily propaganda from Limbaugh. It cannot be budged. It was sacred.

This has happened to me so much that I can't even explain it: the desire to reach out to a friend, and the creeping realization that they didn't make it through Covid.

Man, AI as tech bubble is the least logical because it's also the broadest fantasy that can be provided. I don't know where the money goes after it finally ends.

YOU'RE 14. GO OUTSIDE.

I find “attitude of gratitude” bullshit to be both victim blaming and victimizer justifying.

Oh man, we're like a year away from the "This methhead finally cashed in the pennies he's been hoarding since 1997!" stories.

Kill Bill is the Gone With The Wind of postmodern takes on genre fiction henchpersons:

fave star trek character, wrong answers only

REAL TRUTH. I have always liked sherbets better than vanilla or chocolate based ice creams. I even like strawberry better than those options. I won't turn down vanilla or chocolate, but I like the fruity ice creams. But the best? THE BEST? The little cuppies of half-melted sherbet-vanilla.

This is my very normal Minecraft town. I keep Survival on, so it's very much an earned affair. All my villagers died years ago, so it's just me and my weird obsession with making sure everything is well lit.

Somebody just tell me what's up, stop acting all cagey.