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Via Attorney Kathleen Martinez on Instagram.

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GOOD MORNING. WAKE UP. New Murder, She Wrote video just dropped! So this episode wasn’t the strongest, but Ethan Embry is in it. And IRV TRIPPLEDINGER. How can one resist? youtu.be/yvEZ-O8OP7U?... Please consider commenting and reposting so more people can experience this unhinged show.

submitted 41 days ago • 15 comments

Random idea #17: Put cspan online and call it onlyjackasses.com...wait that might be something else nm

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Someone asks me how old I am... Me, an accounting major, counting fingers and toes: idk, i can't count that high

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

One woman to the other: What are you doing, flicking the bean? (The other woman) No, I'm practicing Morse code on the devil's doorbell!!

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

parum my lady pa pum pum my lady newborn king to see sugar baby

submitted 67 days ago • 23 comments

Some guys wanna have a dick measuring contest and they don't have a needle to stand on

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Ah, those old Christmas hits: - Santa fell down drunk at my doorstep - Rudolph ran me over with grandpa's truck - I've fallen in the snow and death feels warmer now Yeah, I got nothin'

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Me: reads this, giggling

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Nope, the self-deprecation is to keep the ego in check...if I think I'm doing good, then I might think I'm doing good lol, rather than try to keep getting better. I think it's a jersey thing, you know?

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Also, on the same note, luckily, WhatsApp wasn't around in the 2000s cause all the commercials would've been scary movie: "Whatsaaaaaaapppppp"

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

I saw a commercial today for holiday candles, and how come they're never for nice things: bacon, fresh coffee, garlic bread? I call bullshit. Also, if it were the 80s, you can call it hungry eyes or something, idk

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

I may be in and out on Twitter, mostly because I follow a lot of cool people and I can't resist a good shitshow lol

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

I've been avoiding going back to Facebook and Twitter since yesterday, and I kinda...like it? Should I go back? Lol

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

hey idk who needs this but heres a list of doctors who do hysterectomies etc and accept that some people dont want to bear children and dont ask the bullshit “what if your hypothetical husband wants kids” question www.reddit.com/r/childfree/...

submitted 263 days ago • 1 comment

Weatherman: "We're expecting 1-3 inches tomorrow" (Girl crying) Everything reminds me of him!!

submitted 370 days ago • 0 comments