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Please RT: I was run over by a taxi on the north junction of London Bridge (in front of the Wolseley City) around 5.45pm this evening. Knocked off my bike. There were a lot of witnesses. If you saw it, please get in touch.

@arseblog.com yesterday evening and this morning schooled @theguardian.com in how to write interesting, human, intelligent pieces as opposed to copy n paste journalism of the bleedin' obvious...

Solved it.

That was so much fun. I've waited ages for us to pump that lot and it proved to be immensely satisfying. 57,000 people singing "Stay humble you cunt" off the cuff is truly the stuff of football crowd dreams.

Jesus Healing the Paralytic at the Pool of Bethesda, Bartolomé Esteban Murillo, 1670, 📸 by @Stuart_PhotoAFC

@arseblog.com I just hope we don't rue missed chances... ...having so much fun with "Stay humble you c**t, we didn't give Pep any Sacked In The Morning, and their fans didn't get You're Just A Shit Man United...

@arseblog.com Webb and PGMOL are letting everyone down, including their referees. Without acknowledging and addressing mistakes, improvement is stifled and opportunities go begging, while some personalities spiral downwards, out of control.

Imagine working in a job in which you have complete autonomy & act with impunity deciding the fates of others who’ve worked a million times harder & sacrificed a million times more to be there & feeling ‘A little bit aggrieved’ when you’re criticised for making a monumental fuck up.

@arseblog.com Just looked back at yesterday's WhatsApp with the boy. For some reason we discussed hanging, drawing, quartering, then quartering (i.e. further quartering, X2) the quarters). So 1/32-ing. What could've catalysed that?

Justice for Myles. Off to the spray paint shop now.

As it stands, Myles Lewis-Skelly is suspended for 3 games due to that travesty of a decision from Michael Oliver. We have to appeal. The red card alone was unjust, missing three games on top of that is just not acceptable.

Twat. And cheat. Corrupt cheating twat.

5Live experts on Lewis-Skelly red card: Pat Nevin: “a bar so low even a limbo dancing snake couldn’t get under it…” Mark Chapman: “baffling and nonsensical from supposedly one of our best referees.” I don't think anyone except VAR or Michael Oliver thought that was a red.

Referee Michael Oliver hasn't given an Arsenal opponent a red card since March 2021 (Lamela, Spurs at Arsenal), in that same time (21 matches total) he's given Arsenal 5 red cards. In 62 Arsenal matches refereed, Oliver has given Arsenal 9 reds, opponents 5; awarded Arsenal 5 pens, opponents 14.

@arseblog.com After the brilliant set piece delivery from DR41 all Wednesday evening, I'd recommend sending the bench out to pelt him with plastic glasses every time he takes a corner.