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mwpastore.bsky.social
a broken man on a Halifax pier
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This country has seen some bad moments in the 61 years, 5 months, 16 days I’ve been on this Earth. But it has never, ever before come close to the supertoxic level of stupidity, mendacity, narcissism, nihilism, and moral apathy that threaten to destroy it today.

Introducing my new band, CALAMITOUS ORTBO.

Come for the Beer Hall Putsch, stay for the Reichstag Fire.

Welp.

There's a fine line between "loveable goof" and "bumbling fool."

Bit of a watch upgrade, courtesy of Google Fi. #hellomoto

We won't need GLP-1 if we're all starving to death 👉🏻🧠

This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.

I don’t know who made this graphic but it’s pretty good.

I quit Twitter two years ago ~today and other than a brief and feeble attempt at running a Mastodon server I've been away from microblogging and most other social media since. It's been great to find a new home that feels like Twitter circa 2009 and reconnect with people. I've missed y'all.

Walking around my house, looking at my phone muttering “don’t love that” over and over

If you're in line to make a joke about the Department of Government Efficiency having two co-chairs, STAY IN LINE.

wait why does the dept of government efficiency have two co-chairs