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mxbone.bsky.social
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i am so sick of covid. i am so sick of people who don't mask.

i am SO tired of sobbing every night

spending my days crying and cumming

i want to get a white bra to wear with my white shear tops but wow I'm having trouble finding the right one

starting to get the sense that chasing after sex isn't fun

getting fl follow requests from random dudes is a trip

when i was prepping for bottom surgery and feeling anxious, my therapist said that it would likely change my relationship to sex and that was something i would need to make peace with, and holy fuck were they ever right

when you call a fascist the r slur what they hear is that you agree that perceived mental deficiency is valid grounds for removal from society btw. this isnt how reclaiming works

back to your regularly scheduled yearning

got asked on a date by a gorgeous woman last night and got stunlocked

gay sex is keeping me going

turns out getting fucked thru latex panties feels rly good how about that

my partners keep calling me “princess baby-woman”

While you were out having premarital sex I was making a banging beef stew and writing love songs about my beautiful partners, who were also out having premarital sex

My Make-Up Journey has been: 1. Homer Simpson Make-up Shotgun set to "Whore" (poorly executed) 2. Attempting Several Variations of "A Natural Look" with varying degrees of success 3. Homer Simpson Make-up Shotgun set to "Whore" (well executed)

It worked

fumbling a 10 because she asked "where's your sense of wonder" and i flailed a goblet around and said "i wonder what's for dinner"

How come people say they're trying for a baby all the time but when I proudly announce I love breeding my gf's gay ass it's suddenly frowned upon

*manifesting lesbians who will beat me up and fuck me*

if this is what being cringe feels like, then i don’t ever wanna be based

Behind the scenes with @awlivv.bsky.social & @camdamage.bsky.social

friendly reminder that the word re*ard is a fucking ablest slur and my god stop fucking using it. like god fucking dammit, be better. its one thing to see obvious trolls slinging it but seeing it pop up more and more in replies on large accounts I follow is extremely disappointing.

does anybody know what happens if you're just a little guy. and also if it's your birthday. if you're just a little birthday boy. will you be ok