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Today's extra ambitious cat pose brought to you by Kibibi Kamaria Ngozi 😻

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Maybe I'm weird, but I really don't care what elaborate costumes rich people I'll likely never meet wore to an event I'll never attend 🤷🏿‍♀️

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Of all the places I've never wanted diarrhea, airplanes may be the absolute worst

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"Why tf am I so tired?" - grown folk proverb

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The older I get, the more pathetic the sounds I make when waking up 😫

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I haven't done my nails in months, and I feel like that counts as detransition

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Let me be the first to say, I don't like the next Pope either 🖕🏿

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Just to clarify, everything I post online is absolutely literal, factual, and 100% serious

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Not only did JD Vance assassinate Pope Francis, he also murdered that CEO and framed Luigi Mangione with the help of Elon Musk and Pete Hegseth. It's all leaked in a Signal chat, somewhere. This has been your Monday morning shitpost 💩

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Most importantly, today is 4/20. Don't forget to puff blunts for Christ, the Most High. 🙏🏿

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I don't want to be preyed upon by chasers because I have a dick. I want to be preyed upon by chasers because they have dicks and I'm a bottom.

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Sweet baby kitties 😻

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The moral seems to be that [cisgender] women who are good at their sport compete against [transgender] women and frequently win But if you're mediocre to bad at your sport, you can make a far more lucrative career griping about it

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1. Happening now: Montana is hearing a bill that would charge parents of transgender kids with felony child endangerment. It is one of the most extreme bills of the year, and the vote is TODAY. It's already passed the MT Senate. Watch live with me: sg001-harmony.sliq.net/00309/Harmon...

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Who wouldn't want to be a gay man? Have you seen gay porn? It's the best!

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You ever get so high, you think, "Damn. The world be smokin' heavy."?

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Oooooh 😯 We bout to have so much fun!

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#goodtrouble

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A teacher was forced to resign this last week. Her crime? Being trans. After a hate campaign by Chaya Raichik of Libsoftiktok, Red Oak High School in Texas started getting a flood of harassment, including from their stete representative Brian Harrison who condoned this sycophantic behavior.

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I'm not cut out for SW, but I'm down to volunteer 🫡

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When's Trans Day of General Avoidance?

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In my experience, women have better tasting dicks. What's with that? 🤔

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It's been over two years since I last sucked a flesh dick. Who am I?

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I think I might start a punk band called Very Bad People of Crime

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OK. Like I get that my bestie is having a rough period or whatever, but my tummy hurts, and she won't bring me soup 😭

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But what if you didn't act like a sad sack today? You ever think about that? 🤔

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I think the fundamental problem in America, right now, is how few of you have a quality picture of your own booty-hole saved to your phone. Get someone you trust to get the lighting and angle just right, and tell me you don't feel just a little better about the state of the world.

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You ever wake up to your own tiddies and think, "Today's gonna be a good day?"

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Queer music is such an interesting concept to me, because it encompasses music made by queer people, music not made by us but espousing queer culture and politics, and then there's music the queer community is known for loving. So when people talk about queer music, I never know what they mean. 🤔

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My life is a constant "balance" of hyper-productivity and dissociation, and now people are telling me I also have to take care of my health? 😭 Y'all really asking too much.

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Is it just me, or is social media content getting too weird to even enjoy? 🤨

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"Dry" humping doesn't receive the praise and celebration it deserves

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RIP artisanal poppers 😟

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Nothing like having someone zero in on something I try to keep hidden from myself and repeatedly call all of my attention to it by means of excruciating pain. I'm definitely going through this for non-existent advantage in sports I don't play.

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Y'know when they remake a show you hated the first time? That's the relationship between Mango Mussolini and Ronnie Ray Gun.

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Mango Mussolini is store brand Ronnie Reagan ISWIS

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In an effort to be as healthy as possible for a series of medical procedures, I recently quit weed and alcohol (and apparently sleeping through the night)

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we’re planning a dc music festival to raise money and awareness for trans rights. lots of thrilling stuff planned for it but we’re looking for sponsors to help make it happen. does you, your business or your friends want to help raise money for direct action? email [email protected] 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

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I'm worried I may have pulled a tiddy yesterday, trying to be hyper independent 😮‍💨

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But why, Texas? Why you always gotta be so Texan?

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Elon Musk's ability to reproduce is a public health crisis

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If you ever see me seemingly suggest violence against any member of the Musk/Trump administration, please know that I'm only doing so in defense of comedy 😏

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Had you told my alcoholic 20s self that someday I'd be all about naps and salads, I'd've called you a cunt and passed out next to a pool of my own vomit

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I feel bad for Gen Alpha because they have Gex X grandparents. I think I'd be a very different person had I grown up with my grandparents bumping and grinding to Jodeci.

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