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The Heart Beet: 1 shot soft vodka (ie: Grey Goose, etc.), healthy splash of beet juice, generous dash of maraschino cherry juice: shake with ice and serve in chilled martini glass garnished with a single maraschino cherry. Bonus points for a sexy martini pick 👌

Dude, the scene in the @weirdalyankovic.bsky.social movie where he's drunk and his band starts playing while he's ranting and he's like "I'll do it only if you really want me to!" - that shit was FUCKING HOT

Top 5 favorite movies, go:

Uggghhhh fuck I miss TikTok

One of my favorite things about Richard Kelly's 'Southland Tales' is the use of comedians in non-comedic roles. @SeannWilliamScott, @amypoehler.bsky.social, @Cherioteri, @willsasso.bsky.social, the great @wallaceshawn and so many others. This movie changed my life.

How my cat sleeps when the whole house smells like her pee pee

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I'm on my 8th martini. She knows what's up.

"Cabo wabo" - Corey Wolfhart

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I would say that martinis and wine were all I needed, but then whiskey.