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mycaptainplush.bsky.social
I like Lego and cats and dogs and sometimes my childlings. My pudendum was briefly famous one time on another app.
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Barstaff: This customer is wondering how far away his meal is? My sassy af boss: What table are they at? BS: 22 Boss: I'd say 8 metres

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Today would have been Dad's 73rd birthday. We are going for dinner with his golf buddies.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

We assume Porch Kitty has a home as they appear healthy, but they park up in the blankies we leave out for them

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

You know what would stop our tamariki getting so many colds? The ability for parents to keep them at home when they're unwell so they're not spreading the germs.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Went to the pub with Miss 9 and she wrote song requests for the band.

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

SPACEBALLS 2 IS A THING SO WE'RE WATCHING SPACEBALLS

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Why the fuck do schools do swimming in winter? Yet again Miss 9 lasted the first week and has been home all this week with a barking cough and generally lethargic... exactly what happened last year.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

My print just arrived from @tworuru.com The courier went "Captain Unicorn?" and I was "Yep, that's me" and we both giggled and they said I'd made their day. So pleased to have that happen on such a miserable day!

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

My boss ordered one pumpkin. This arrived weighing in at 10.1kg

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

My favourite cat Wally got himself in a bit of a pickle today. He has helped my bestie, her wife and myself through some difficult times. I know everything is hard right now but I'll put the link here ❤️ givealittle.co.nz/cause/help-w...

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Miss 9, chattering away sweetly whilst eating a mint trumpet "It would be so easy to poison someone with a mint trumpet because normally poison is green"

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

#MWSecretSantaAoNZ

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

WHAT'S IN THE BOX! #MWSecretSantaAoNZ

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

Excellent, I've killed some time buying an excellent Dali-esque black and white cow print from @tworuru.com (combining my love of Dali, black and white cows and supporting local artists) and now there's a mere 45 minutes to go #MWSecretSantaAoNZ

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

One hour to go! This is not a drill. #MWSecretSantaAoNZ

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Four hours to go... #MWSecretSantaAoNZ

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I'm opening at midnight, who's with me? #MWSecretSantaAoNZ

submitted 21 days ago • 6 comments

I got out Sucky McSuckface (our manual vacuum) to do the bits Jeeves the Robot Vacuum misses and Jeeves is not impressed and keeps smashing into poor Sucky with obvious malicious intent.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

At the chemist trying to get the patches that go over numbing cream. After 3 staff members with 2 looking on the system I was told they only come with the cream which I already have. I googled "patch for numbing cream" and their website was the first that popped up with it in-stock. 🤦‍♀️ Exhausted

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Miss 9 has a teacher only day tomorrow so we're watching/singing music videos. I introduced her to Cass Elliot and now she's crying because she's very sad Cass is dead and she can't see her sing live. It's me with Freddie Mercury all over again.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Which TV series have you watched more than once?

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Interview this morning seemed to go well. They're going to let me know tomorrow. Job has enough variety to keep me interested and it's a walkable distance from home (I ubered there and walked home happily). Not counting my chickens (HAH it's a chicken shop 🤣) but feeling positiveish.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

My present has arrived but I have been informed not to open the box until opening day! #MWsecretsantaAONZ

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Applied for a part time job right up my alley and close to home (my current kitchen service night time gig is casual and too much for me to do permanently) ANYWAY I totally have an interview on Thursday!

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

Miss 9 showing off her new gloves and hat combo made by Nan.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments