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myfriendkatye.bsky.social

Tampa Bay's safest driver.

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Choosing to believe it's me fluffs hair, farts

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Can't wait to lose the midterms and never have elections again because we needed to "go high" jerkoff motion

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

old Soviet joke: a man goes to a newsstand daily, picks up the paper, but never buys. one day the seller says “comrade, why don’t you ever buy a paper?” he replies, “I’m only looking for obituaries.” “but obituaries are at the back, not the cover!” he replies: “not the one I’m looking for.”

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

So do I have to go get a measles booster now?

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

Took my daughter to see @tmbg.bsky.social as her final christmas gift last night and today I cannot hear, but they are still a very fun show to see ✨️

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

My autocorrect changed Dick Van Dyke to Pick Van Duke and I think I just created the greatest jazz musician name to ever exist.

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

🤌🏿

submitted 12 days ago • 119 comments

Every YouGov survey lately has been like "do you think Elon should be able to look at your bank account" and "do you think Trump should try to serve a third term" and WHY ARE WE EVEN ASKING THESE THINGS

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

me watching someone type "walla" when they mean "voilà"

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

Pouring one out for Miss Yvonne, the Most Beautiful Woman in Puppetland today

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Had a dream that I uncovered the real identity of some right wing dickhead who went by "Ass Man" and it was Kyle schwarber

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

submitted 17 days ago • 33 comments

hey. no. stop. it would own me so much if they built the plane as fast as possible with fewer security checks. id feel so bad if they used elmers glue. id cry so many liberal tears if they used scotch tape.

submitted 18 days ago • 31 comments

fuck, marry, kill, go

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

We need more Luigis.

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

The day after the super bowl has to be the worst day to be online

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

When you're eating "hint of lime" tortilla chips and you get that one chip that's got all that extra lime dust 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

Every few weeks I go through my 10 year old's backpack and discover a new treasure.

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

Not me spending every morning using 5calls and resistbot to send emails and leave voicemails for absolute fucking ghouls like Rick scott and Ashley moody to completely ignore

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

I can't believe these words are coming out of my mouth either but MY KINGDOM for a social media account dedicated to Muppet Fandom that actually posts Muppet content and isn't constantly talking about how the Muppet History guy is a sex pest.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

btw I did use Goodrx and my $197 prescription only cost me $67 so 👍👍👍

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments