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🎶 I want a girl with a short haircut and a looooooooooong decision making process 🎶

You smooch your homies' foreheads with that mouth?!

I'm built different (worse)

Since comedy is legal again, where is the humor the Right promised? Where's your forbidden jokes, funny boy?

Lemme get this right, free college education is a radical idea and eliminating due process and deporting American citizens to a foreign concentration camp isn't. Just trying to get my story straight before a neo-Nazi puts a bullet in the back of my skull and kicks me into a ditch.

Okay, I'll bite, what's Final Fantasy?

I don't mean to flaunt my wealth, but I put three eggs in my ramen today

Small domino: Companies offshoring jobs to avoid paying union benefits and pensions in the 80s Big domino: the complete downfall and collapse of America

Thinkin' 'bout him

Sorry to be in an extremely dour mood this morning, I woke up in America to toil away for nothing also I haven't had coffee yet

Everybody wants to be the internet cops

Song of the Day: Medeski, Martin, & Wood - End of the World Party youtu.be/qinNzefcdfA?...