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I’m having such a wonderful time during Gay History Month this year! Pretty telling that it’s the shortest month of the year, though. 🙄 EDIT: Hey folks, think I got a few wires crossed with my facts here, gonna do a little research and get back to you.

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

Getting really into politics lately.

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

I’m having such a wonderful time during Gay History Month this year! Pretty telling that it’s the shortest month of the year, though. 🙄 EDIT: Hey folks, think I got a few wires crossed with my facts here, gonna do a little research and get back to you.

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

You feed the neighborhood, they plant informants around you and start building a case. You write open source software, they do everything they can to make sure you don't garner any more resources or public support. Seems like the people in power don't want any more power to the people.

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

Special Place In Hell For Kristi Noem, Announces God, in First Ever Joint Statement with Satan

submitted 25 days ago • 28 comments

He just read the Patti Lupone interview, someone tell him she apologized so he can get back to open-eyed napping at his desk.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Big day for Moranisheads.

submitted 6 days ago • 8 comments

Zaslav absolutely missed his calling by not becoming head of the DNC. Removing “HBO” from HBO Max and removing David Hogg from the DNC typify a certain talent for dashing a spark, snuffing out an ember, own-goaling at a professional, elite level. Generational runs of oblivious self-sabotage abound.

submitted 35 days ago • 6 comments

briefly got real stressed about my personal and professional aspirations then remembered that im perfect in my oneness with the divine lmao

submitted 364 days ago • 6 comments

there are likely dozens of load-bearing children holding up the walls in your home. be sure to think of them often and honor their sacrifice with an occasional soft, rhythmic knock of appreciation.

submitted 400 days ago • 8 comments

Crashing out, but spiritually. In my head and in my heart. Crashing in.

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

Sometimes you get high and start waxing idiotic about how The Simpsons is about the journey from Judaism ("Abraham" Simpson) to Hellenism ("Homer" Simpson) and then finally to Christianity ("Bartholomew" Simpson) and then someone tells you to shut the fuck up, and they’re right to do so.

submitted 211 days ago • 80 comments

Striding confidently, and with perfect posture, towards Bethlehem

submitted 58 days ago • 9 comments

[admin lady] we try not to use “ladies and gentlemen” any more. it’s not inclusive. [me] gotcha *later* “NIGGAS AND FRIENDS, welcome to bingo night!”

submitted 467 days ago • 12 comments

I would absolutely kick you out of bed for eating crackers, are you fucking kidding? Nibbling on dry goods under my sheets like a rodent?? Shambolic. Christ. What’s next? Spaghetti in the goddamn shower? No, no. There will be no sex here tonight, I’m afraid. I trust you’ll find your own way home. 😡

submitted 482 days ago • 17 comments

My favorite food? Well, I like uncultivated fruit, ragged strips of fish dried in the sun, turtle eggs, bush berries (but you gotta be careful), a little lizard jerky. I know it seems strange but I actually ate the exact same stuff before we got marooned on this island together, pretty lucky.

submitted 35 days ago • 13 comments

The hills are alive with the sound of music, you bitch ass nigga

submitted 86 days ago • 24 comments

Spent a truly obscene amount of money on my “cold cubes” idea only to be told about ice after 6 years of R&D. Furiously replacing every mention of "innovator" from my bio and shoehorning in some “working in the proud tradition of" bullshit.

submitted 406 days ago • 13 comments

The hoes aren’t scared anymore. They’re bored. The hoes need enrichment activities.

submitted 118 days ago • 18 comments

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer, as close as possible, preferably deep inside you, writhing in ecstasy so divine that they’re unable to scheme or plot.

submitted 72 days ago • 14 comments

To be honest, your honor? Honestly? That doesn’t even sound like some shit I’d do, to be honest with you.

submitted 217 days ago • 15 comments

Supreme Court votes 9-0 to destroy every living thing on this godforsaken earth.

submitted 57 days ago • 30 comments

We need a leftist Joe Rogan and a tiny LeBron James and a Jennifer Lopez who can sing in tune. PRONTO. These are the top priorities of the DNC and we’ll stop at nothing. You have your orders. Spare no expense.

submitted 27 days ago • 76 comments

This used to be a safe neighborhood. Folks left their replies unlocked every day, without even a second thought.

submitted 59 days ago • 42 comments

FBI Agent, sliding a piece of paper in front of me: “And what, exactly, did you mean when you posted ‘I’ve got shooters in the bathroom of every Burger King in the nation’?” Me: “Only that passion can lead to violence, and that a char-broiled patty is a contentious matter in all locales”

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments