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mykesmith.bsky.social
Spiritual leader of Saint Slippage Capital. Futures market enthusiast. Lover of finance chat, island views and poolside margs. #ES_F #SPX
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Sadly, Joseph is now homeless while his portfolio battles Stage 4 AIDS. #StockMarket #TMTG #SPX #ES_F #DJT

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MAGA investors like Nate are why short sellers own 2-3 vacation homes, matte black Rivians and disco space lasers. #StockMarket #TMTG #SPX #ES_F #DJT

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Khrushchev was the original "maximum gain for minimum cost" DOGE-Father. #USPol #Russia

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MAGA might be quietly shorting the larger markets. Maybe this is all part of a larger Project 2025 master plan to get rich AF while bailing out the 100,000+ underwater Trump stock ($DJT) investors. #StockMarket #SPX #ES_F #Project2025

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Since Inauguration Day, of all the G7 stock market ETF’s, the US $SPY is the worst performer. The best? China $MCHI +19.7%. (via Bespoke)

submitted 4 days ago • 17 comments

It's all a deep-state ploy to sell more LifeLock™ subscriptions. #DOGE

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Currently short. Staying short. #SPX #ES_F

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

The swampy MAGA DeepState rises again. #DOGE #ElonMusk

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Cylons work 23 hour long shifts with no minimum wage requirements. $AMZN #Stockmarket #SPX #Amazon

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Let the flooding ... BEGIN !!! #DTLA #LosAngeles

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

New UBER $TSLA search filters for @gtconway.bsky.social

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The JD Egg Index continues to hit new highs and threaten Easter celebrations. #SPX #EggPrices #H5N1 #Inflation

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Coffee futures continue their inflationary march upward since the November MAGA erectíön. #StockMarket #Starbucks #SPX #QQQ

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Massive protest today against TMobile. #DTLA #LosAngeles

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Our inner Beavis and Butthead rejoices every time $SPX futures call on the numbers of salvation. #Stockmarket #ES_F #SPX #QQQ

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Pete Hegseth for ($BA) Boeing CEO !! #DUIHire

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$NVDA Fanboi true believers will BTFD. Stop losses are for losers. #StockMarket #SPX #QQQ

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

MAGA, creating local job opportunities for "The Whites" to hedge their $SBUX lifestyle. #Columbia #Coffee #StockMarket #SPX

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

The upside of trading amongst the $SPX algos, scraping the obvious edges. Most likely adding to existing shorts in the next few days. #StockMarket #ES_F #SPX #QQQ

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Goodbye “MAG-Tards” Hello “Cheeto-ism”

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$NVDA is only up 185% for the year so today's 6% pullback was clearly unfair and painful. 😢 #ThoughtsAndPrayers #Stockmarket #ES_F #SPX

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

Let the back-peddling and broken promises ... begin !! #StockMarket #ES_F #SPX

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

South Africans have fascinating culinary preferences. #ES_F #SPX $TSLA #FinBlue #StockMarket

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Hello @jay.bsky.team ... The Twitter FinTwit community was significant in size and daily use. BlueSky needs the "CashTag" ... a feature that made searching for investment content relevant. #ES_F #SPX

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Market pundits crying over the Santa rally failing to impress and FinTwit feeds spouting how many consecutive days shit went negative ... Where did the stock chart hurt you? #SPX #ES_F #NQ_F #StockMarket

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Lower highs finally trashing all these perfect little chart patterns. #ES_F #SPX #StockMarket

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment