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mykpilgrim.bsky.social
He/Him Writer... unless there are other options. I live for horror movies, books, & audio fiction. All my stuff here: https://linktr.ee/mykpilgrim 🖋️ https://www.pugnaciouspress.com/mykpilgrim MTG decks: https://archidekt.com/u/Praise_Gourd
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Watching on hotel TV in Corfu, as ever shuffle up is pure comfort food joy ❤️

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Send help. Am in hell.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Tiny dog she will not sleep. Tiny dog will only meep. Tiny dog wants granny, who's asleep in the next room. Placated with lap, Tiny dog snoring, sonic boom.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

ust to put into context, the MAGAs are afraid of Sesame Street. They're afraid of muppets. They're afraid of cartoons. They're afraid of kid's fiction. They're afraid of comic books. They're afraid of foreign cinema.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Been doing this neat trick of intentionality for the past few days where whenever I get into a spiral of worry or self-doubt I ask myself “would a bad bitch care about this?” and if she wouldn’t, I don’t

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

In the wee hours, isolated from talk by time, divided from distraction by darkness, we have a chance to remember who we are and what really matters. SPOILERS it's that Poppet hasn't eaten anything in the last 3 minutes.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

The constant desperation to find money to pay for batteries.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

THIS THIS THIS

submitted 35 days ago • 247 comments

Watching T-Blockers, 14 mins in am loving the shit out of it. 🖤

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

TL;DR: I'm stumped for a great name for Mimeoplasm deck - looking for hilarious suggestions, have hit a block on this one. Constantly tinkering with it, fill graveyard with diverse debaucherous goodies, reanimate new combo of them into all manor of fucked up creatures archidekt.com/decks/108535...

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Busy morning in the booth!

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Easter all you tent pitching lunatics - hope y'all are having a wonderful time celebrating that wild weekend Jesus was brought back to life by a giant anthromorphic rabbit and its chocolate gonads! #Easter #happyeaster

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

I need to meditate on this Maybe you should too

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I'm so glad that at no point when Prof said "edit that one out" did the editors obey ❤️

submitted 51 days ago • 18 comments

I love Scotland, I love it soooo much x

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

*sniff* *sniff* *sad face* @archidekt.com come back soon, I miss you

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

dear trees please stop trying to have sex with me

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

The absolute fastest way to ensure I will never ever take your work seriously, regardless of what it is, if you use dogshit AI illustrations.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Genuinely smiling today. Was not expecting that, but am beyond grateful.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Them: What would you say your biggest weakness is? Me: A small ledge that's too far for a regular jump but sliiiightly closer than a double jump

submitted 63 days ago • 2 comments

Scrolling blue sky rn is like ‘Horrible shit the US government is doing’ ‘Horrible shit the US government is doing’ ‘The most beautiful transgender woman you’ve ever seen’ ‘The most beautiful transgender woman you’ve ever seen commenting on horrible shit the US government is doing’

submitted 67 days ago • 16 comments

Protip: Marry someone you can laugh at farts with. Or don't marry them, the point is people fart, and no-one is above that nonsense. When you get hitched, you're not buying a wedding day - you're actually getting a life partner. Adjust expectations accordingly.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

My manager, taking a nap.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Join these wonderful humans for your first chance to see Tarkir: Dragonstorm sealed in action on today's #MTGTarkir Pre-Prerelease! We've got 6 rounds, prizes to give away, and our special guests @bmkibler.bsky.social & @goberthicks.bsky.social! #Sponsored #LRRMTG mtg.social/LRR

submitted 68 days ago • 7 comments

This WOULD be the post that sorta goes off overnight and y'know what? I'm good with it.

submitted 68 days ago • 7 comments

We are women+ in magic and this is what we do✨

submitted 185 days ago • 5 comments

So so so sooooo much excite!!! *High pitched shrieking noises*

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Embarrassingly (for me) saw Wishmaster for the first time today. 90's horror definitely had a VIBE - and that vibe was gloriously icky practical effects, unacknowledged sexism, and traumatised folks suppressing their feelings with chain smoking and for some reason no one can fathom... tennis.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Pip and I wrote an Easter horror book some years back and you can totally find it here. linktr.ee/mykpilgrim Be warned though, there's a LOT of bonking, bunnies, and also chocolate. #sorrynotsorry

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Celebrating our 5th wedding anniversary today ❤️ I'd also like to point out that our marriage has already existed longer than the confederacy did 🖕

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Things I have learned about myself from uploading my MTG decklists to @archidekt.com: 1 I can't count to 100 2 I don't run even nearly enough land 5 I still can't count to 100

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

It sounds a lot more metal if instead of saying "I'm heading to the day job" I say "I'm going to go do battle with the time devourer"

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Heeyyyyy... It's Bandcamp Friday which means it's a great time to pick up the official Harrow County soundtrack written and recorded by yours truly. harrowcounty.bandcamp.com

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment