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Same as I ever was. Team Shift-Enter. Chaotic groundparrot. Unhinged about Twin Peaks. EABLs are my peoples. Esoteric low-brow humor, reactive shitposting […] [bridged from https://famichiki.jp/@mylesserhalf on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]

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I want to be a fiduciary badger today. I need people to leave me alone, stay the fuck out of my way, don't get between me and food, and just let me do journal entries.

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this is SO COOL!! 🦑 Scientists capture first confirmed footage of a colossal #squid in the deep | RNZ News https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/558338/scientists-capture-first-confirmed-footage-of-a-colossal-squid-in-the-deep #cephalopods #SquidSquad

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

If I could stop falling in love with discontinued fragrances, that would be fucking great. Bulgari Rose Essentielle 😐 Guerlain Agua Allegoria Ylang & Vanille 😐 Mugler Alien Fusion 😐 I'm sure there's more and I just haven't yet had the heartbreak of learning they're DC'ed

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"Why bass players are such weird cats", or, "Why do all the neurodivergents gravitate to deep rhythm" - feeling justified in my life choices of focus music - Steve Reich, Danny Byrd, experimental jazz, "Maggot Brain" on loop […]

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

You know, normal bird owners (if you even consider bird owners to be cut from normal cloth) have birds that sleep in cages, coops, aviaries, nestboxes - things designated for birds. I have a parrot that sleeps on the couch. Under a blanket. Where she tucks herself in every night.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

The longer we exist, the more could-shoulda-wouldas we stack up. I'm under the weight of a very heavy one this morning.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

I guess it's nice to be home, but now I'm all out of pickles and realize I really just want to be in NYC, eating all the time. Osaka, don't let me down. I got my eyes on you.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Heading home. Lots of bagels, black & white cookies, pickles and pignoli

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

No! Sleep! Til Brooklyn!

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

The effects of growing up in Florida, North American birder edition: A large number of the birds that people consider "elusive life-listers" had already been crossed off my list, up-close and personal, by age 10. Meanwhile, I am completely off my tits to spot an eastern towhee. By the way […]

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This is what we do today.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

A win! I searched in vain for a secure convertible crossbody/backpack that doesn't look like luggage so I don't look like a target when we go to NYC. I have a sturdy leather bag I stopped using bc it isn't structured and sooooo damn heavy thanks to A LOT of […] [Original post on famichiki.jp]

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

In more annals of NothingCanBeEasy: teaching child to ride bike. Maintenance bc I haven't biked ~ 15 years. Point out that rear tire has Presta valve, hunt down adapter. Tire won't inflate. Show how to change tire on 10-speed. Tube is...plump. Try again, won't inflate. Grab replacement tube w/ […]

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

There is a lot A LOT of politics In Here tonight and I just wanna shitpost with people! 😭

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

My forefoot has been aching lately and I'm in the middle of a pedicure. My metatarsals just LOUDLY popped and the nail tech apologized profusely and is now being so gentle with me and I'm like "no, ma'am, please, it's ok! Please don't stop! Can I insult your mother or your children? Come […]

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

GIMP 3.0 Released - GIMP https://www.gimp.org/news/2025/03/16/gimp-3-0-released/

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Titanium-level adulting this weekend. Friday - Dryer broke, diagnosed problem, ordered part. Sciatica aches, ordered ADHD/active office chairs. Prep & mail tax extensions; on way to post office notice car sound. Drop car @ shop on way home. Saturday pick up fixed car (2x tierods 😱), 18 hours […]

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Do not fuck with her. She owns this whole damn yard. I am Mrs Bluebird's Ride-or-Die and as soon as the temp comes up two more degrees, the supersoaker is locked and loaded. House sparrows beware. #SpringClutch

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

100% back on my easy-listening falsetto 70s soul bullshit.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Mysterious text this evening. Did I make a friend and don't remember? Possibly. Did I meet someone 8 months ago and exchange numbers? Not likely. Am I being mistaken for someone else? Incredibly likely, but they know my name... Does this person also suffer from the auto carrot? Definitely. All […]

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

The arbitrary time change is a bane and a woman needs coffee to get through her morning. But even the people who make the coffee are suffering. Will this clock tyranny never end?

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

@pippa No drug test for me. Kids both took mohn thinking they were chocolate and I'm not one to throw away for hamantaschen.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I haven't accomplished much today but I am high AF on E6000 fumes. I hope shul appreciates their new always-right-side-up duckpond ducks for the Purim carnival.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I have discovered my superpower, and it is selecting the exact point in YouTube videos of Tchaikovsky's Serenade for Strings finale where the audition piece selection begins. I have no idea what the universe intends for me to do with this power.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Cold maduros and aji amarillo. Breakfast of champions. @Chanclatrix

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

There is no other pit in hell quite like coaching your kid through their first 5-paragraph essay. Send thoughts and prayers.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

It may seem like I'm oblivious to what's going on in my country, because I'm Trying Really Hard🪫 People everywhere are being affected, but being so close to DC means every day I interact with people who have just lost their jobs, and it keeps hitting closer to home. A friend told me today that […]

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments