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Gee dang it Im the gatdam mvp Excited for vikings football
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Love hearing the us health secretary say he's never heard of juvenile diabetes. That's probably a bad sign

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Watching @jonbois.bsky.social fix the Knicks

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

i have noticed a concerning trend in the economy that i don't think anyone else has pointed out yet.

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

Me every day that I bike to work

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Had anyone ever gotten a draft all right? Like top to bottom just 100%d a teams draft picks? I swear there's so many someone had to have infinite monkey Shakespeare'd this

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

How to sew: a thread

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Well today I figured out i have about a 40% hit rate on the highest notes in pink pony club. Like exact note So if you catch me at karaoke you can catch me throwing a Hail Mary for free drinks for the night and having a small chance of succeeding

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Most insane person award goes to the guy driving his pickup into the same parking lot i was heading into for work blasting the cupid shuffle with his windows down. You uh. You go dude

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Can he play guard

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Kwesi sleeping all day so he can make moves at night 🤔

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

God this is a weather tweet which i hate partaking in but In the past 7 days I've Biked home in 60 degree weather with no snow on the ground Drove in snow because my wife's school got canceled and she didn't need the car Biked home in 60 degree weather with no snow on the ground MN's wild yall

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

2 Timberwolves tix for tonight if you dm me your email first come first serve

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

It's notable that they always do this well. Go back any season in the past 10 years and the Timberwolves are seen being phenomenal against top 5 teams and playing awfully against lottery teams. Like every year

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

> Wolves trail by 19 > give daughter bath for no more than 15 minutes > wolves lead by 5

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

oh yeah?

submitted 65 days ago • 3 comments

Took the bus home but wasn't sure if they took cash, so I asked the woman at the bus stop if she knew if they took cash She turned and said "no english" I was worried but then thought "wait i have super duolingo right now i gotta try!" So i asked her if she knew French or Spanish. Espanol? Si

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

Oh life is so much worse having a lot of money? That must mean you're willing to give away your entire net worth and work a minimum wage job in a factory since that life is easier no? Go achieve that easy lifestyle

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

All these baby songs teach about like the 7 days of the week but there's no actual material. Like sure when my kid's 9 they'll have not the slightest base of what the fundamental theorem of calculus is but they'll sure as hell know what's after fucking Monday I guess

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Wherever Corey Koskie is i hope he's having a great day

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Paper plates at work today were so strong, like near inflexible. Shit changes you man

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

SGA had 13 points from the floor and NAW had 14 i think in street ball rules NAW won yesterday

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Over chat too that was personal for a lot of fans

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Unironically hope that my insulin is mostly covered by insurance tomorrow or else I'm gonna have to pull out of my 401k to not lose the house!

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment