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Still tryna do it for Lil Saint | Lvl 32 | I once offended a nation over chickens Alfredo | Sometimes I sing for money
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when white boy coke addicts take over the government.

Why do Caribbean nations have to deal with this… let alone the ocean…

Things are a shitshow right now, so please take a moment to enjoy this recent photo of the destitute outcast Rudy Guiliani on a scooter in Walmart shopping for hair dye. You’re welcome. 🙃 Photo ~ TMZ

And yet you voted to censure Al Green

While I was unaware Dr. Umar was a deadbeat, it is not shocking to me in the least bit.

Y’all didn’t know that Umar Johnson is a charlatan dusty deadbeat? Making broken families/homes? 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂 I really weep for yall 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

We know this. It works every time. And yet, we'd consistently rather install costly hostile architecture than help anyone.

These fuckers are going to blow up the entire planet. FAA briefly halts flights to several Florida airports after SpaceX rocket testing failure - CNBC www.cnbc.com/2025/03/06/f...

*Federal prison

Please consider including your porn collection in your estate planning and designate them for institutional donation. Don’t leave your family to try to get rid of it. Porn History is Black History.

LMAO ORANGE SHIRT GOING CRAZY

You must be flying Ticketmaster😔

I am an African American.... i knew.

This is absurd.

“How do you do, fellow coloreds?!”

and yet PETA is silent about tape made out of duck? interesting

BREAKING: The University of Pittsburgh and Carnegie Mellon University has reneged on their commitment to host the @sciencewriters.org annual conference and withdrew their entire financial support. The National Association of Science Writers is now looking for a new venue, sponsors, and partners.

Your fellow dems kissed the ring. I’m sorry they didn’t support you. We need more “IDGAF” dems. Start molding them!!

kennedy curse worked on everybody but the bozo who sounds like he's gargling gravel... we're cooked

And Gayle King is still gon get in there?

And that’s why I wasn’t interested lmao you’re not actually a nice guy or a good person. You just pretend to be polite for a second in case it gets you something 💀💀💀💀

Walgreens is closing and being sold for parts. That’s what always happens.

Apparently Tesla isn't selling any cars which also means it's not selling carbon credits. It made 2.7 billion in carbon credits last year. Carbon credits is largely what has kept the company afloat

Tory Lanez always had shitty music, like look at who enjoys that shit with they lame ass 😭

In future news, Walgreens declares bankruptcy.

Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome x.com/repalgreen/s...

I just feel like if I’d barged into some federal buildings I didn’t have grounds to enter, and stole everyone’s bank account information, and accidentally revealed a CIA black site, they would have *gunshots*

A generational mixtape 😭

Eww

Here’s the story about what happened to Miracle Boyd 5 years ago: blockclubchicago.org/2020/07/20/m...

New Diddy indictment: No new victims or charges and he still doesn't have codefendants, but prosecutors say today's superseding indictment against Sean "Diddy" Combs includes new allegations related to force labor. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

The irony here is so delicious that it MUST be fattening

The jokes write themselves

Why the fuck did even one Democrat vote to censure Green?

Doctors.

i urge y'all to watch old interviews & debates in your free time. you'll see that we've been fighting these battles for a loooong time. we don't have to reinvent the wheel... the ancestors left playbooks & we have the benefit of knowing what didn't work to figure out what may work now

felt like we could all use a pick-me-up

White supremacists are usually dumb

Y’all - I watched this on fb, and it is 🔥🔥. A great way to step into Lent (my husband preached a sermon last night that is a great companion to this one, so yay for awesome Ash Wednesdays) and for continuing to be ready for all the struggles the world is bringing to our doors.

All of em gotta go. They don’t recognize we’re in unprecedented times and they’re leaning on precedent and decorum rules. That shit don’t matter no more. Get in the mud and fight United.

BUT BLACK DYNAMITE, I SELL DRUGS TO THE COMMUNITY?

Doing Mardi Gras parades the Sunday after Mardi Gras is some real “still following your ex on instagram energy” like come on man, it’s over. You gotta stop commenting “looking good” on all her posts

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“I asked ChatGPT and—” ok, i’m going to stop you right there and save us both some time

The silence of the free speech advocates in the midst of these waves of ideological purges and the use of state power to eradicate discussion of disfavored ideas — in this case and most cases, discussion of racism and Blackness — has been something to behold. Harper’s letter writers are MAD quiet.

Am I being chased?

Black men typically look 21 for 20 years, then 40 for 20 years and then we wake up looking like Ray and Claude right before we die