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Someone on Twitter ordered the Merlot. So here I am.
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Psssttt. Hey, buddy. Wanna know a zecrut? Okay, but you wanna know whut? I dohne even give a care. Cause I got my bestest buddy lookin out for me. That’s right. The nexx Puhhrime Minster of these United States of freakin Alberta! And we’re gonna be even more buddies then!! Because people like me!!

submitted 3 hours ago • 28 comments

See that beautiful moon tonight? So full. Joe Biden never made a moon so full. And the people up there. On the moon. It’s so full and clear.You can even see the people. Beautiful people. They’re up there. Screwing together iPhones. On the moon. Nobody ever thinks about making iPhones on the moon.

submitted 2 hours ago • 6 comments

And as Prime Minister, I will be in constant contact with you about your biological clock.

submitted 4 hours ago • 66 comments

Psssttt. Hey, buddy. Wanna know a zecrut? Okay, but you wanna know whut? I dohne even give a care. Cause I got my bestest buddy lookin out for me. That’s right. The nexx Puhhrime Minster of these United States of freakin Alberta! And we’re gonna be even more buddies then!! Because people like me!!

submitted 3 hours ago • 28 comments

And as Prime Minister, I will be in constant contact with you about your biological clock.

submitted 4 hours ago • 66 comments

I don't always drive through Parliament Hill security checks and refuse to show proper credentials, but when I do, it's because I am self-important.

submitted 11 hours ago • 16 comments

When Conservatives get scared, they work even harder to scare you.

submitted 7 hours ago • 42 comments

I don't always drive through Parliament Hill security checks and refuse to show proper credentials, but when I do, it's because I am self-important.

submitted 11 hours ago • 16 comments

That’s odd. Didn’t we just have a $189M early election in Ontario to give Doug Ford a new mandate to protect Ontario workers?

submitted 1 day ago • 26 comments

“For Conservatives, politics isn’t about helping people — it’s about seeing what you can get away with. Just like Trump. That’s why they hate being fact-checked. Conservatives actually think they should be allowed to lie and spread disinformation.”

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It remains deeply weird and suspect to me that the Canadian media keeps poking at Mark Carney for potential scandals while *completely ignoring* Pierre Poilievre’s “I won’t get a security clearance and no you cannot ask why” neon sign above his head 🫤

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I don't always say cryptocurrency is a good hedge against inflation, but when I do, it's after I've watched three hours of YouTube videos about cryptocurrency.

submitted 1 day ago • 36 comments

Alberta was supposed to be Pierre Poilievre's political stronghold. Instead, it keeps knifing him in the back. #cdnpoli #abpoli

submitted 1 day ago • 52 comments

Pierre Poilievre pictured today trying to pivot his campaign strategy.

submitted 2 days ago • 36 comments

I don't always say cryptocurrency is a good hedge against inflation, but when I do, it's after I've watched three hours of YouTube videos about cryptocurrency.

submitted 1 day ago • 36 comments

Pierre Poilievre pictured today trying to pivot his campaign strategy.

submitted 2 days ago • 36 comments

Ten years of Justin … ah, erm … I will axe the … ummm, uhhh … Ladies, I will make housing affordable for you, your hardworking husband and your seven non-woke children. I will also maybe or maybe not negotiate with President Trump. Oh, and what is up with Mark Carney’s haircut, am I right?

submitted 2 days ago • 22 comments

I don’t always talk about a big scary boogeyman hiding under the bed, but when I do, I call it Woke.

submitted 2 days ago • 47 comments

The same people who’re convinced education is a giant liberal conspiracy to indoctrinate kids are very likely the same people who’ll try to convince themselves this wasn’t all simply about stock market manipulation. The plan appears to be working.

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

The goal of politics is to make us children. The more heinous the system the more this is true. The system works best when its adults - its men, in particular - are welcomed to stay at the emotional level of not-particularly-advanced teenagers. - Gary Shteyngart, Little Failure

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

The White House. The actual White House. This is the attitude of every abuser, who is now fearful of the consequences of their abuse.

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