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Pasionate about tech, space, quantum mechanics, social progress, decentralized finance, horology and other trifles. I may be paranoid, but I’m not an android.
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Me: You either apologize or you start singing in Mandarin right now! Wife:

Not a coincidence.

@jenpsaki.msnbc.com: "Inspectors general are a headache for everyone. You know why? Because they're investigating every agency and they find stuff! Including waste and fraud and abuse! They wouldn't be firing them if they cared about waste, fraud, and abuse."

This is probably the most accurate take.

Good luck getting your tax return refunds this year.

Did Little X tell Trump to shush his mouth?

MAGA rn: Diversity: “Boooo bad, only strict qualifications (as defined by me) matter!!!” Loyalty: “Yes, perfect, this was in fact the only qualification I cared about.”

the first fatal commercial plane crash in 16 years happened just days after Trump froze hiring of air traffic controllers that were already stretched thin

There are two types of people I can’t stand. Flat earthers and those who think the week starts on Sundays.

Elon doing the salute

Never bring a skeet to a knife fight.

All hail the new plutocracy.

Stocking up.

Ravens with the drop of the season. 😬

Tired of pooping in solitude? Have a kid.

💯🎯

TikTok right now…

The volume of my ear ringing at the moment is deafening

Monday? More like Mournday!

President Biden, laid it down: - 18 year term limit for SCOTUS - No stock trading for Congress - No immunity for Presidents for crimes they commit in office, because that's bullshit THAT PART! 🔥🔥🔥

No, no… It’s not like that. I just had an itch on the inner side of my leg.

A huge cloud just f….d up my self-powered statistics. 😡

Memories? What memories? Oh, you mean the screenshot of when I venmoed my coworker $20 to pitch in for our boss’s birthday present three years ago?

I would buy a back scratcher case for my phone.

Lobsters are just sea scorpions and shrimp are just sea grasshoppers. You’re welcome.

Walmart: Here’s a photo of where your order was left. Me: Thanks?

A serious constitutional crisis is taking place in North Carolina where Republicans are trying to steal a state Supreme Court election by disenfranchising 60,000 voters AFTER the count and recount have showed the Democrat won. Please watch and share. www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5yW...

Life is a big, fat, juicy steak and I’m a tea spoon.

I’m so hungry for a nap.

To whomever missed the chance to name it colonasscopy:

Her: I will do anything you want for $500 Me: Give me $2,000 Her:

Quarter of a century is gone… just gone.

Not to brag, but I’ve been a landlord.

If you don’t have a library card go get one. Even if you don’t plan on using it right away, go get one. Keep our libraries alive.

Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there? National Suicide Prevention Hotline Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK) 1-800-273-8255 (USA) 1.833.456.4566 (Canada)