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Trump is a fuckface. Elon has never had a friend. Laughing at the GOP is therapeutic and healthier than rage. It turns out Republicans are terrible human beings, let’s vote them into retirement. Did I already say Trump is a fuckface?
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LMAO. What should JD Vance get an award for?

Omg Rory!

Good night friends, I’m sure everything will be perfectly fine and totally normal tomorrow.

I’m living in Michigan but have somehow started living on California’s time. Trump has made mornings brutal.

Trump’s government should have to send us all sleeping pills every month. It’s the least they could do. They’re welcome to throw in a little Valium.

I took a Trump time out today. I’m mentally resting up for his Friday night shit show.

I accidentally saw this and it bothered me so much I wanted you to have to see it.

Pet etiquette refresher- Just like with children, there is a time and a place to talk about them. Ask yourself, is the story i’m about to share something other people will enjoy, or is it something only I find amusing. That said, will you share a picture of your furry friends. Let’s talk about them

Trump has low water pressure wherever he goes because even the pipes are trying to distance themselves from his flow of idiocy.

“He made 2.5 million today and he made $900 million. That’s not bad.” Sounds like market manipulation to me. That’s bad.

Caption this pic…

It’s snowing in Michigan.

Things can always get worse…

What should the title of this book be?

My latest: This Jimmy Kimmel Graphic Hasn’t Gone Viral Yet, But it Should: Economic data can be best shown in charts, though it’s rare for those charts to become graphics for late night comedy shows…