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mysticbrew.bsky.social
aspiring renaissance man 🧠 💥💥💥💥🔨23 | ?/? | 18+
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i am tired of this place but if you have tumblr you can find me at mysticbrew thank you

i hate fortnite more than anything

ocd that makes me go crazy when i don't put the straw right through the center of the bear's face on my boba cup

open.spotify.com/track/6GVmXI...

*goes nonverbal after placing second in fortnite*

over half an hour ago my cat scratched my leg so bad and the pain will not leave my body... my suffering may never end...

best horny song open.spotify.com/track/6xNnPt...

just bit my cheek so hard i shed a single tear... the drama of it

do NOT get a double shot of espresso in your brown sugar boba. not as good as a single shot. just sayin.

upstairs neighbor's smoke alarm is ALWAYS going off, i'm gonna be so pissed if he burns this building down one day. get it together, man!!!!!

was not alone last v day... this v day? so relieved that i am alone

me after the skin picking sesh

open.spotify.com/track/5TTnes...

you know nothing of this open.spotify.com/track/7JxNCD...

ewwww dude that's totally grossius maximus

listening to imagine dragons feels just as bad as having covid

having a major jazz moment right now. dare i say... it is the year of the jazz?

naruto's BELIEVE IT or not

i keep seeing this man in tumblr ads. what is he wearing?

grub

people will be like "i've been meaning to get into rap music" and then have 2k+ hours of listening in a week with not a single rap song in their listening history

ummmm crazy you would ask me if i have a celebrity crush when you KNOW i'm demiromantic

mods turn this guy upside down and shake the loose change out of his pockets

it was easy for me to quit vaping because my ocd told me the vape would explode in my face one day, and honestly a lot of you need to hear that, too. the vape might explode in your face one day.

i don't feel accepted here. i only feel accepted on tumblr.

me about those supernatural men everyone wanted so bad

need these right now

just remembered i ate mold

i don't feel like i'm dying anymore for now

i can't die i have a cat to love and care for

when contamination ocd and eat moldy food

google saying i might be in serious danger because i ate moldy cucumber i'm about to lose it

fuck i love cucumbers crunchy water

unwell. using tumblr again.

oh you have bipolar? no you don't. only i do.

New York Times reporter desperately shoving people over: I think the main point was pants

eating crab + mac & cheese i love my life

MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar

could not stop smiling that entire performance that was everything