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mystineptune.bsky.social
Author of I Ran Away To Evil. And a renfaire bard. Www.lazydragonbooks.com
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Anyone else frustrated with the new audible plus layout hurting their sales? The layout published authors for readers reading multiple books in a month. But sure, payouts monthly are nice, I'll get to see the 15% cut in my earnings every month. 😔

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I'd like to be funny, but I have had no sleep and not enough coffee today.

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And do it begins. - an Author getting back their edited manuscript from their editor... only 14538 revisions this round.

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Jhqq

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My 5yo got to wall paint her bedroom outlet

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It snowed

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Bluesky meet my kids blue eyes.

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Under my heated kotatsu with a coffee as it shows. About to get to work!

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Finishes book 4 Beware of Chicken tonight. Now into Soul Guardian

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Tonight I got a pack or acrylic paint brushes and decided to make my home happier

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I had one job: put away groceries. I made that job an obstacle course by emptying every cupboard and the entire pantry to reorganize 90% of my house. Why am I like this?

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This kotatsu has changed our life. Best decision ever

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Temperature rain forest. Misty rainy day today, snow tomorrow.

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Author married to an Author Pt 8 5yo: it's dungeons and dragon night Husband: let me tell you-- 5yo: no more stories. This isn't your book daddy. This is dungeons and dragons. Who's the bad guy. I'm going to roll now.

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Fantasy meme

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My daughter loves brushing my hair... more than she loves getting her hair brushed

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Divorced Bridge Troll romcom

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Memes

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Memes fantasy

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Writing prep for next book

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Cozy fantasy era

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Commonwealth tiktok is really bringing out my Canadian accent this week haha #iranawaytoevil

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I wish people were more excellent to each other

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Author married to an Author Pt 7: Me: Ugh, my deadline is in two weeks... I'm not gonna make it. Panic! Hubby: I read you loud and clear. Single parent mode activate! Me, two weeks later: My family! Hubby & 5yo: You're alive! Me: I'm so sorry 😭 Hubby: my deadline is next month... 🤣

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Author married to an Author Pt 6 Hubby: are you thinking what I'm thinking?. Me: buying a kotatsu heated floor table to write at while basking in the sun? With a giant unicorn back pillow? Hubby: Exactly. And tea.

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Author married to an Author Pt 5: Hubby: Wiiiife Me: You need me to read- Hubby: I need you to read my chapter. Something is wrong... Me: Why is the main character answering a question no one asked him? Hubby: Oh yeah.

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Author married to an Author Pt 4: Me: Husband. Heeelp. Hubby: This is because you didn't plot again isn't it? Me: Heelp. Also fu Hubby: You know my books are all planned out ch by ch Me: I'm only putting up with your smug face because I need you Hubby: *brilliant idea* Me: ...fu that's good

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Author married to an Author Pt 3: Me: Husband... Hubby: Yes? Me: You realize you used the word "Goat" 63 times in this chapter? Hubby: 🤦 no, I didn't. Me: Sometimes, three times in one paragraph... Hubby: 🎶Peneeeelopeeee🎶 Me: I can't believe you named the pub's goat Penelope.

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Author married to an author Pt 2: Hubby: ... WIFE LEARN CONTRACTIONS THERE ARE LITERALLY NO CONNECTIONS IN YOUR BOOK WHY?! Me: Look at you Mr. I Am An AuThOr aNd I UsE cOnTrAcTiOnS. Hubby: Mocking me won't stop me from making you fix this. Me: I know.

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Author married to an Author pt 1: Me: ARGH I can't figure out how to fix this plot hole! Hubby: Learn to write? *we say this to each other once a week.

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Me too

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My mom used to say, "People tell me 'get over it', and I have a broken spine, so no, I can't just 'get over it' thanks." But I was like, "I'm rebelling! I'm gonna 'get over' EVERYTHING." Anyway... I'm fine.

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Namaste 🤣

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So happy I came across this book lovers. Such a cute cozy read which is need right now. @mystineptune.bsky.social 📚💙📚

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Getting used to the color

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Meow

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When the princess is sent of to fight evil, she wasn't expecting to like it.

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I Ran Away To Evil quotes i like

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Before After

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Found out and influencer I admire, respect and adore is reading my book right now.

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