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In the 90s this was such an outrageous claim you’d be invited to a daytime talk show.

Got the glizzy

spoopy

Lost in the sauce.

They should make more of those Paranormal Activity movies…. Not those ones, the ones from the bottom.

They should invent a new kind of crime.

Sigma Clause put me on the skibidi list for Rizzmas.

🎵 you took the poop right out of my ass / it must’ve been while I was pooping poo 🎵

Before they invented the movie Wicked, grass used to actually be blue.

rate my za folks

ngl snails are kinda fucked up, no cap

tastes better than it looks

i just want to be perfect

Lying about your age never gets old.

holy lol

anyone wanna rate my iceberg or share theirs

rate my pepperoni za

torture me elmo

Skinamarink? More like Shitamastink. boxd.it/7Gd1oN

Hubba Hubba is spelled Jubba Jubba in Spanish.

Cleric Beast Animal

The Forum Boy

what I’ve been listening to last week

“Sonic is the coolest” - Shigeru Miyamoto

The Substance (2024)

video of a dog that doesn't recognize his soldier owner and just barks ferociously for hours when he comes home

rate muh za. tomato paste, cheese, ham, salami, anchovies, & cheese on top.

Wasn't my proudest wank, but it was among my most challenging.