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mzspyderryder.bsky.social
♉️ & recent escapee from an “X”. Looking to start all over again.
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Hahaha, let them fight. Assholes, all of them.

Sitting in my bed eating mangoes with tajin and watching SpongeBob. Good Monday morning all

I will post this everyday for the next 4 years as a reminder that Jan 6th was a day of insurrection.

Waking up

I don't think there's enough whiskey to get me through the next 4 years.

Me at work 5 minutes after clocking in: I’m sicka dish shit

Had a veerrry long day at work. Ok just the regular 8 hrs but dammit it felt like 26 😫

I’m is fkd up and feeling good 🙃

Good morning everyone. I’m about to take a nap 🥱

I just want one full nights sleep. Too much to ask 🤷🏾‍♀️

And just like that I’m awake 🙄

I truly believe that I’m the only person that never eat thanksgiving leftovers 🫣

wide awake at the ass crack of dawn for no reason whatsoever...

I take a nap just so I can be up for #Blueskyafterdark

Three of my books are on sale on Amazon! Starting 8am on Small Business Saturday through the end of Cyber Monday! On Break The Friend Winters' Trio 99¢ each amazon.com/author/turtleberry Please leave a rating and/or review after you enjoy! Thanks! #BlackBookSky #romancelandia

YOU NEED A LITTLE BIT OF INSANITY TO DO GREAT THINGS. 🙂‍↕️

This is my only day off and I feel like I deserve to start early. Bout to take a shot with a Stella Artois chaser 🥃🍺

My bad…good morning 🤗

What does it mean if your lips are tingling after eating pussy 👀👀

This a buncha bullshit

My contribution to #BaddieSky Auntie type shit 😉

Made shrimp and grits for the fam. That’s should hold em til dinner 😊

And take ten mo out the door 🤭

What did you do 🤔

Post a gif of your comfort show: Can’t find a gif but it’s The First 48

Made sure my daughter was the first not to be a teenage mom

😬😬

That’s what she said

But I just woke up 😩

Constantly being catfished by this Weather App.

That I give a fk

Yolo 🤷🏾‍♀️

Loud and clear

Every year when I was a child #GeorgiaGirl

Easier said than done for some ppl

The best thing about being an adult is that you can in fact, stop at mcdonalds regardless if you got food at the house or not! #blacksky

I’ll give you $3 just to say “EW”

for $6 i’ll comment on your ex’s new relationship photos saying “you’ve had better”