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👨‍💻 Software guy, 🗡️🎲TTRPG enthusiast, 🎮bideo games, 🤘🎶🎸 Metal enjoyer 📊🎧💿 music production 🧠AD⚡HD 34 (he/him/his) linktr.ee/n0ze_ Discord: n0ze_ Fuck A/I, Fuck Cry/pto, Fuck N/F/Ts
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dipshits in 2019: you people are NPCs, you don't even think for yourselves dipshits in 2025: I have outsourced my thinking to Clippy

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Timeline Cleanse ✨ The BBC uses robo-cameras disguised as dung heaps to film wildlife up close.

submitted 24 days ago • 64 comments

Infinity Nikki is a dress-up isekai because she goes to an aparrelel word

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Transactions imply the existence of Cisactions

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It's only called 69 if it's in Nice, France, otherwise it's just Sparkling Reciprocal Oral Sex

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

There is a nonzero chance that one of the writers on Seinfeld was a fan of Nana and that's why George wanted to name his child "Seven".

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I am once again asking you to listen to Magica by DIO (2000)

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Saw this and thought my oomfs' feeds could use this

submitted 9 days ago • 47 comments

There is a nonzero chance that one of the writers on Seinfeld was a fan of Nana and that's why George wanted to name his child "Seven".

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

It's really unfortunate that GenAI is being pushed as the solution to mountains of paperwork in healthcare, instead of addressing the root cause of there being mountains of paperwork in healthcare.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

who called it woke pope and not Opus DEI

submitted 12 days ago • 52 comments

So I suppose it's too late to write-in Archbishop D'Anton Alexander Renault?

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Here it is! I had a lot of fun bringing this brilliant post to life!

submitted 14 days ago • 51 comments

Your Smoke Guide to the Conclave, hosted by Ryan Seacrest Black Smoke - no pope selected White Smoke - new pope Orange Smoke - they actually did pick Trump and there is no God Red Smoke - IT’S SATAN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!! Yellow Smoke - mustard gas, negotiations go very poorly

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

You should all see Owlbear this summer. Yes, even you, especially you (you know who you are)

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If you're in one of these areas come to one of these shows, say hi and idk, like, buy merch? Plz?

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

All I ask is that when we finally get Magic x Star Wars, they HAVE to reprint Rancor

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forgot I made this lol

submitted 26 days ago • 25 comments

Happy #audiodramasunday! Yesterday, Warlock crossed over 50,000 downloads! Thank you to everyone who has helped in any way to bring this show to life, even just by listening! #audiodrama

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Just uploaded a new track! "Knockout!" inspired by Ko from Stardust Rhapsody by @avantris.bsky.social soundcloud.com/n0ze/knockout

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone else remember 0x10c?

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

#TTRPG folks should give this a read and watch that part of the session. Phenomenally done!

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I need to talk about some brightness. The 5e rules for chases have always missed the mark for me, so for this month’s Stardust Rhapsody game (@avantris.bsky.social) I heavily customized them for the session’s needs, and y’all, I could cry from how well they worked. Epic D&D car chase 🚘 💥 💫

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

FMK: JD Vance edition.

submitted 28 days ago • 155 comments

I don't care if you say it's HIPAA Compliant, if it's AI it's not secure, the well is fucking poisoned

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Passover hits a little different this year given the atrocities in Gaza

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submitted 68 days ago • 21 comments

I have a joke about Oedipus, but it's a motherfucker.

submitted 374 days ago • 34 comments

I may or may not have a joke about Schrödinger

submitted 374 days ago • 0 comments

The Gunder Family Band always has something to say. MGC was amazing and we can't wait to be back.

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I think Bell Labs is owed an apology

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My "Meet Your Pokémon Real Estate Agent" panel from MAGFest 2025 has been uploaded! It was a packed house and a really fun time. Hope you enjoy it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOTj...

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Link Tools

submitted 47 days ago • 6 comments

I am so fucking ready to go moomoo mode in Mario Kart you have no idea

submitted 47 days ago • 6 comments

It's only called 69 if it's in Nice, France, otherwise it's just Sparkling Reciprocal Oral Sex

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submitted 45 days ago • 122 comments

Now it's music video time!!! Big thanks and shout out to everybody that threw down on this!! They're all tagged in the comments, so make sure to go follow their projects too!!! youtu.be/RowdT0XU9Jk?...

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

Reminder that my game Recharged Yellow has support for @retroachievements.org! Download page: ko-fi.com/s/7fec26b127 RA link: retroachievements.org/game/29758

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

This is it, this is my worst joke for sure

submitted 63 days ago • 59 comments

Paladin: I shall summon my trusty mount! Wizard: I will cast fly on myself! Ranger: #dnd

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