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I think I spent about four hours writing this post. Hooo boy I hope you're all patient enough to read this beast. I give you: Mechgame controllers: Solving the unsolvable.

the battlefield will remember, as it does everything else

BT is to Cooper as Human is to Dog

I hate hacky anti Trump comedy but would be horrified if it went away while he was in office.

he is Clocked In at the bakery

we have an adam driver, but do we have an adam cyclist? or an adam pedestrian? not even an adam wheelchair user? smh we're so carbrained

Meanwhile, in the data storm …

I support Buntana and think she should be given more cannons

just got hunter rank btw

aoi virtua fighter is fun

things my sons have done to the cat today: balanced crayons on him kissed him easily over 100 times stuck their water bottles in his face because they're worried he's dehydrated i guess tried to get him to help them do a puzzle fed him beans

Putting this here because it needs to be preserved

ah fuck it's back

ok. but when are we getting the Enbys anti-tank rifle

this is insane

GIRL ACTIVITIES

Great. Now I have to imagine I’m boring fish by wearing the same thing every day

This reminds me of when private equity cans accounting and then the outsourcing fails and they have to hire everyone back at penalty rates.

hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist

"I figured out why i find Allmind so funny and sorta cute. She is actively making an effort to sound emotionless. [...] It would not be out of place for her to be a completely emotionless analytical being, and she wants to be that so bad." This is so fucking good, and so unbelievably funny.

another fucking plane crashed

sometimes the most adult thing you can do is eat a block of feta and sleep until the equinox

max payne 3 is a good game if you enjoy .01% qwop gameplay with your action movie (the action movie is about blowing up militarized police)

The energy I want to bring to roleplays vs the energy I end up giving

positive masculinity - big belches - eating a whoooole lotta food - flexing and nodding at your ‘ceps - respectfully complimenting the ladies - understanding that you are both the body and the mind and neither the body nor the mind - digging big holes with the lads on the beach - other megaprojects

Spiritually I am balding

Who would win: A handbook of trigger phrases to bring the escaped ace to heel? Two airpods blasting eurobeat as she drifts through an imperial batallion.

I love seeing animals trying to assess a situation.

getting wind chimes installed on my clit so I don't feel so bad about it being unused by anyone all the time now

linus mech tips