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Professional Musician, amateur human being. Sometimes a writer. Usually confused.
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Yo, we still doing "I did that" sti- oh, not the time you say? Aight.

Aaaaaay you. Yes you. Drink some water. Thanks.

Whoever drew up the map lines for the Mountain time zone was a dick.

The amount of AI bullshit that hits Imgur's fp is ridiculous. I don't care if its making fun of MAGA, fuckin have some self respect.

You know what would be kinda awesome? Recipe Geocaching. You don't get the recipe, the geocache has the ingredients measured out. Some start with blogs so you can read a story, others with a scenario so you can role play. At the end you get the prep instructions, but you write down the ingredients.

Wellp, I find it kind of funny the parallel between how HBO Max and the USA is being run- all the good shit that was promised to us and reasons for being here are being cut so billionaires can avoid taxes. Instead a whole lot of shitty reality is being shoved in our faces.

The amount of websites that will tell you to use vinegar to clean almost everything makes me think of that one guy from the greek wedding movies that tells everyone to clean everything with windex. Just bizarre honestly.

Pretty fucked up that Dominoes can hit me up for cancer kid donations and guilt me by saying its buying them toys and blankets while their CEO pals around with Trump who kicks cancer kids out of the country.

Hey! NEVER FORGET how you've been lied to- we were promised that EVERY DAY they're out there making Ducktales, but its clear to me that production of new Ducktales has ceased and has for a few years. Explain yourselves @frankangones.bsky.social

He's absolutely doing this as an act of petty revenge for having to share his inauguration day with Martin Luther King Day.

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James Spader clips that have aged too goddamned well: "Why should any of us take it seriously? We’re torturing people. We’re holding them indefinitely. Many with no evidence. Giving them no trials. No lawyers. It’s laughable." youtu.be/lfSGWjYT9tc?...

....this post aged weirdly in 19 hours. Wow

why does the pope dying on the same day of the year as Prince seem significant

EAST-er? I thought you said WE-ster!

Supreme Court*- yo this is fucked up and unconstitutional * Sans Alito and Thomas- ok but we should hear if the people breaking the constitution think its unconstitutional Next we hear from axes if trees should be cut down.

After the havoc that I'm gonna wreak no more words will critics have to speak

Are you telling me Mr. T boned this steak?

My local station put on an SNL from 2023 tonight and holy fuck theres so much to be said about how much less anxiety is going on in this episode.

JUST A REMINDER THAT GOOGLE AUTOMATICALLY TURNED ON THEIR AI BULLSHIT ON YOUR PHONE, AND YOU NEED TO GO INTO YOUR GOOGLE ASSISTANT APP ON YOUR PHONE TO SWITCH BACK TO ASSISTANT AND TURN IT OFF!

From now on whenever someone says we need less bureaucracy I am mentally going to hear "I want less visibility and accountability on my actions".

Anyone else ever noticed the moral of Ted Lasso is "You'll probably end up being a dick trying to please your asshole of a father"?

Made a chocolate ganache-Banana pie with peanut butter frosting. It looks weird but having tasted every element its delicious.

I need to record new music.

Can I just say I am very confused as to the size of Wilson Fisk's dirty cops task force? Theyve only been shown in groups of like, 20 max, and in the last episode 15 or so have died; but there seems like theres another 50 or 100 just...around? Im probably overthinking this.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd submit. Suck it, Zaslav."

Ok, but listen-a romeo and juliet production where we start "Two houses, both alike in dignity" and then out walks Jason Marsden as Mercurio and James Marsden as Tybalt, representing the houses of montague and capulet.