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Professional Musician, amateur human being. Sometimes a writer. Usually confused.
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You know what's going to be annoying in 10 years? Convincing kids that eclectic covers weren't AI and instead were that artists could have varied tastes. Like, imma have to convince a kid that Johnny Cash covered Soundgarden and I'll just lose it and get locked in an old folks home. Fuck.

Brother?

Viet-Fuckin'-Nam, Brother.

Lol, look at this guy. Forget fair for a minute, NONE of us have any idea the scale of what $350 million would buy. Lemme put it this way- a nice resort with all your meals paid for for 5 days at Disney World is $6k. At 365 days a year, you can stay 100 years for under 50 mil. This is >7x that.

Now that its officially dead lets review the Worlds of DcEU cinematic- Man of Steel- Superman gets told not to be a hero so he drifts around the world and punches some dick who threatens his mom then snaps his neck. 2 stars. The extended cut adds little.

The opposite of "I am Spartacus" is "We didn't start the fire". I will be taking no questions at this time.

I need to stop making political posts before it takes over my life, but - Good government is a benign influence so effective you shouldn't even notice it in your daily life. This administration took out a multimillion dollar ad and showed up at 2 major sporting events... Hm....

LMAO the actual Gaia Online liked my post dunking on Meta. My day is made.

Can I let you all in on a little history? I was 13 when I stopped believing in Santa- my mom was exhausted and in pain from splitting with my dad and took us to toysrus on christmas eve and told us to pick out our christmas and not to expect anything under the tree. I spent all night feeling guilty.

Oof. Poor Charles Rocket. #SNL50

Hot take: the Bluesbreakers succession(Clapton-Peter Green-Mick Taylor) is better than the Yardbirds succession(Clapton-Jeff Beck-Jimmy Page).

Its 1 AM, me. Don't say dumb things on the internet

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills- Elon Musk held a press conference where someone asked him what the checks on his power is going to be and he answered "Well we're going to be transparent". I don't give a flying fuck if he's being transparent! I care that someone's gonna hold him to ANY standards!

I am both the guy who believes working from home will save the planet by avoiding my 1 hour per way commute, and also the dumb motherfucker who buys socks and tupperware all the time because I lose track of shit ALL THE FUCKIN TIME.

We have a department of national intelligence?!? We just elected trump a second time, how much intelligence could we possibly have?

KEEP BLUESKY WEIRD CHECKPOINT. REPLY OR QUOTE POST WEIRD SHIT SAVED TO YOUR PHONE! THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR KEEPING BLUESKY WEIRD!

Why the fuck does this country gotta be so fucking weird and embarrassing that it makes me having to do this necessary?

Cool Ranch>Nacho Cheese Doritos.

Honestly the more headlines Trump makes every day the more I sincerely think about "accidentally" missing my flight back from Paris and staying there.

Also Id murder a fuckin fried chicken wrap tossed in honey barbacue, smothered in melted vermont white cheddar that has diced tomato on it with a ranch dip on the side to go with some waffle fries.

Got into a pissing contest on Duolingo over the 4th place slot and ended up doing 20 hours of lessons in the last few days alone. I am honestly now VERY good at understanding written French VERY poorly.

Honestly Robin Williams would be so disappointed by this country right now.